Well.. he’s back now. Batting 8th tonight

Because the people he represents have a higher moral standard. Gotta stay principled. We have no problem holding our own accountable. We’re not a cult

What’s funny is his staffers drafted their own pardons months ago. They’re just waiting for him to croak to send them through the auto pen while stealing everything they possibly can before we’re finally informed that he’s dead. I say he’ll be dead for week before we find out

At least it didn’t take him 25 hours to say something meaningless this time.

Playing pickleball with Israel…

Tapper: Chris, why do you hate America?

Fuck cnn

Carney knows, like we all do, it’s just a cash grab scam like his gold phone scam. This will all amount to nothing except more money for the kid 🍇r

Are we betting on the game or which city will be invaded next?
Tone deaf

I’ll take sf on both

Great tits 👍

Yes!! Let’s get Ohtani in here too!! 💙 ⚾️ 💙

He can’t stand the respect they’re given. Classic trump

I hold no unreal expectations for women’s looks and I love mature women but……

She be lookin old!
She’s 28..

Cool. This means blue states can redraw mid-decade without voter approval. Let’s go!!

I don’t think this will give him a pass for raping little girls but I admire the blind and deaf devotion

It was bad enough when he was just drunkenly raping everybody

Funny that they need a scapegoat for murders that the White House claims were perfectly legal

Funny that they need a scapegoat for murders that the White House claims were perfectly legal

😳 still undefeated 🏆

Outrageous??? lol

This might be a russian account

It’s really odd that he only wears it when he’s also wearing a suit. When he’s wearing a polo, he be like fuck it…

Not to mention that money is paid directly to his resorts for rooms, food and amenities for his entire crew and “friends” at, most likely, a 3x mark-up.

It’s just a perpetual theft.

Why is maga so wormy and lousy?? 🪱
fuckin dip ships

You get the Mike Johnson response a lot..
“I didn’t see that”

“it’s not something I think about”

“Biden left a mess”

“Where do you get your news?”

…The usual cop outs

She’ll also be busy organizing the midterm insurrection. She did a great job on the last one

When they talk like this, you’re not supposed to correct them because it just further confuses them. You’re supposed to just agree and say, “yes grandma! That’s right! That’s so good!” and give them some tapioca and a comfortable seat…

He’s so easy. Such a tiny man

Weird how all that money just isn’t enough to feel content. Just a tiny pathetic being