Ahh, the early days of Twitter

The broadcast just said Jamie Benn "does it all".

I have to firmly push back on that. There is one thing he famously doesn't do. #TexasHockey

Hot take: this goal should have counted. The skater never entered the crease, Ingram left it.

If the blue paint is the goalies' the white paint is the skater's.

Scorching take: Ingram should have gotten a penalty for interference

"The Wall of St. Paul" is an all-time nickname. #MNWild

That's the kind of first goal I bet he's been dreaming of since he was a kid

That's VV baby

It looks fucking electric in Buffalo right now

If you hire me to deal with a petty white man, I'll do it.

If you won't build a winner and will only hire yesmen, I may as well get on the gravy train. Gotta find a way to cash in on this joke of a team

This guy gets it! @JR

You're hired.

I just want to put this out there to Jim Rutherford and Francesco Aquilini, I am available to be hired for GM. I just won my keeper league so I have experience, and for enough money, I'm willing to simply be a mouth piece. #Canucks @fr-aquilini.bsky.social

He was only 2 years away!

I'm proud to say, I just found out my fantasy hockey league has a secret winners only group chat

Shit might hit the fan either way 🤷‍♂️

God is dead

Look, it's a free to read website for a reason

At the beginning of the season, we each had three #Canucks related hot takes/predictions. How'd we do?

Reid: 1/3
Brayden: 0/3
Trent: 0/3

"He's got the pain threshold of a cadaver" is such a good line

Looks like Elias Pettersson and his wife miscarried a second time. No wonder this guy isn't the same hockey player as he once was.

I hope they are doing okay. #Canucks

That's Matthew Tkachuk

I'm waiting for the first round exit

Hoffman: gives up 2 runs and loads the bases

Varland: throws 3 pitches and shuts down the inning

#BlueJays

The Leithstat of the game:

Nikita Topogigio ranks third all-time for #Canucks goalies in games played without giving up a short handed goal (23). He trails only Kevin Weekes (31) and Arturs Irbe (41)

#Canucks Teddy Blueger Kierszenstat of the Game:
Recording career blocked shot #254, Blueger surpasses Jimmy Vesey and into sole possession of 47th all-time for blocked shots by a player drafted in 2012.

Now that's what I'm talking about

That's worth, what, $80?

Doing gods work

The #Canucks have unleashed a culture plague on the NHL.

Sherwood goes to the Sharks, they fall out of the playoffs

Garland goes to the Blue Jackets, they fall out of the playoffs

Miller goes to NYR, they totally collapse

I'm on it.

Let's go with my man Teddy