bro forgot he's a member of the Maquis 💀💀

im an ally

"get the cheese to sickbay" :P voyager... you crack me up

awesome bro but there's no way i would have a router at my desk and that numpad is missing a row of keys. i wouldn't be logged out of the game and it's not in the taskbar for some reason. it doesn't snow where i live and that keyboard cable is going god knows where
- the nostalgia hater

James Sloyan star trek characters fan cam

this website is like new new york, from Futurama!

new ink... hurt like heck but it's healing like heaven.

but... to any breeders out there, please stop your little seed spawns from talking to me about it? it's giving me the ick.

is one month at job enough to suddenly send ig follow requests to all my coworkers who i see every day?

done

back from job, time to check the new bsky posts

im either 2, 27, 90, or 700 years old. you have a 25% chance of guessing correctly so you might as well treat me as an equal.

we must revive the Golden Age

i don't follow people just because I'm "interested in their posts." it's not 2017 anymore

"mister dump, i simply don't think-"
"doctor. i am doctor dump. not dump, not mister dump, doctor dump. remember that."
"you're right doctor dump. my apologies doctor dump."

my computer almost crashed just now and opened a chrome tab to a website called "doctor dump"

captain janeway stop making this face please

i just got kicked out of vc because i didn't have a Jack Bauer inspired nickname and i spoke outside the ad-alloted time during their "real-time marathon" of 24

i opt in!

i have the cutest laugh

thanks
- i'm evil

we should go back to using signatures
- i'm evil

add circles to this website I'll never leave

typo?

bart Simpson

IM LEAVING

you stole this

if you've seen this post on Twitter I'd like to make sure you know it's fake and I've never posted this or used this avatar and I don't appreciate being impersonated