That looks like the guy from American Pie! 🤣🤣🤣

Normalize butt diving as foreplay

🫶🏼

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RFK Jr. backing Trump is like the Hindenburg backing the Titanic

Or…
Satan backing Kim Jong Un
Or…
Norman Bates backing Hannibal
Lecter
Or…
Voldemort backing Nurse Ratched
Or…
Freddy Krueger backing Michael Meyers
Or…
The Hamburglar backing anyone, because what kind of evil steals hamburgers!

I beg to differ…

I’m giving it my all…

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And mine…

Earth, Breeze, Smoke

I choose yumsheisdelicious…

🤣🤣🤣

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The Killdeers

I’m alive…

Sweet dreams…🤗🤗🤗

😉

Nobody:Your stripper name is your hs nemesis first name & your hottest body part.
Me: Tommy Taint

Brittney Spears vocal coach

😝😝

Went to school with a guy named Harry Nutter…he preferred to be called Hank, but we called him
Nut Stubs…

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*dives head first

Good morning, beautiful!! ❤️❤️❤️

Gorgeous!!

Happy Monday my dear friend ☀️🫶🏼🤗🔥🌺💕💙🥰😘💜

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This is now, my all time favorite GIF!
Makes me laugh every time!

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You and I hanging in 🇲🇽