bet I’ve missed a stack of stuff… what’s up y’all?

I never really got myself going here. Socials be socialling without me anyway haha

I haven’t been around much, and I feel like I e been neglecting my pocket friends.

Sorry y’all. I’m being so inconsistent and a bit of a shitty friend.

He became the social media, fantasy league obsessed man. (Probably)

Pizza?

Pizza. Pizza is always the answer.

Pizza.

There is so much awful stuff. I just can’t bear to watch, but turning away isn’t an option either.

What’s new, chicken shoe?

I’m not a girls girl… I don’t seem to make or keep many women as friends, and I’m not sure why.

You know how you meet people and they make a difference in your life… and you wonder how or why?

That’s what’s happening right now, and I’d love to know why.

wait wait... this also implies baby food is NOT generally tested for safety, and WTF???

OOOhhhh, what a great genre!

I really enjoy your writing, this is one I’ve opened to read a little later. :)

I think we dug a hole and put the bar in it…

It’s so accurate. So so accurate.

Compulsive liking of people’s posts so they know they’ve been see , should be a sport.

Hi! I’m Em, I don’t post much, and I go on like sprees.

Seeing I thought this was about cats. Imagine my surprise when I read about their headlights being expensive.

What’s new, chicken shoe?

Yesss girl. YES!

It’s like they haven’t realised people do better when they have choice.

Absolutely!

See if you can get the whole saga. It’s epic.

S Michel Lin (@simply_michelin_star) on Threads Microwave Mayhem Part 2 (continued from Friday): Germy Gina: Intake Office Invasion at 12:19 PM Because microwaving her mystery seafood sludge wasn’t offensive enough, Germy Gina decided to eat it ...

You may be able to look it up without being on there, it’s public. I am so into this story.

www.threads.net/@simply_mich...

That moment auto correct thinks you really meant to write “bum
rousing” instead of bruising…

um. No. You are mistaken.

I most certainly did not want to say that.

My short term memory be like oh, you were sick last week and I totally forgot to check in on you while you were sick.

And my long term memory be like, remember that time you fell over and landed in a puddle?

What a lot of things to have happen all at once.
I’m glad you felt comfy to share, sometimes we just need someone to listen, so we can process what’s happening.

Ohhhh. Are you on threads? Cause there is this person posting stories about a woman who left raw chicken on the work fridge for over a week, and who also bought week old left over mussels and pasta to work, and reheated in the microwave. And this story is epic. Yours reminded me of it.

Did you check the subwoofer hole?

Cause it’s a really good place to keep ‘em.

You look so calm and happy. LOVE LOVE LOVE xoxo

I don’t like * gestures wildly at everything

Just. Ugh.