Highly recommend having a self-deprecating yap with someone about your shared experience with self-harm and suicidal ideation, it feels like I've taken my brain out and given it a good wash 🙌🏻

Some troglodyte on a friend's post and presumably also the several men that liked his comment 🤢

"mens' love language is touch" that's cool stop raping women though, cockhead

My name is Ben. Committing war crimes has ruined my life. I'm 47 years old.

Fark moi he's got a rough head on him

Because there's no fucken way I'm a more qualified mental health professional than this wankstain while he's touting himself as an actual shrink yet publicly saying shit like "anxious attachment styles are better in bed 😏 iykyk"

I fucken hate men lmao

Is TherapyJeff an actual qualified clinical psychologist or is he a loser chud with a certificate in counselling that makes him think saying shit like "rape fantasies are cool, actually" and posting about his extremely specific sexual interests on main where his clients can see makes him A Good Guy™

Oh fuck Snag Tights has a sale rip my bank account

I'm telling my kids this is Fantastic Mr Fox

Nothing yucks my yum quite like having to stuff my arm inside wet denim 🤢

Are men allergic to turning their clothes the right way in before putting them in the laundry hamper or is my model faulty

Windows popup: Allow your organization to manage your device? This will let your organization to control applications, settings, and data on this device. Choosing No might restrict access to your organization's resources.

No the IT bros at my uni absolutely do not need the ability to manage the PC in my bedroom "in case of technical gremlins"

"high school wasn't that bad" meanwhile I'm on my umpteenth high school nightmare of the year

Sleeping tuxedo cat

Phantom was apparently very upset that we had the audacity to leave him with his favourite person for a whole 48 hours

How do I explain to my poor little guy that we'll be gone for a month in June 🥺

I really wish my uterus and I were on the same page re: childbearing

Especially since I FUCKEN CAN'T ANYWAY WHY DO I STILL HURT AAAAAAA

Yes I grew up fat, ugly, and emotionally neglected, but all the skinny, outwardly loved girls were incredibly mean and now they all have like three kids under four and deadshit useless boyfriends so who's the real loser here

Had to explain Melbourne's cum trees to a foreign friend tonight

They are VERY salty lmao

buzz lightyear from toy story says there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere .. ALT: buzz lightyear from toy story says there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere ..

People who own expensive vehicles - new fourbies, sports cars, valuable shitboxes, etc.

Why do you ALWAYS only have third party insurance and why do you insist on making it the problem of the cunt towing your vehicle when you're in an accident, you stupid fucken ignoramus

I'm so glad I don't buy into Record Store Day bollocks

Lou Reed's Transformer is not $300 more expensive just because it's on clear vinyl be so fucking for real right now

Feeling this from the other side of the world lmao

Analogue cigarettes don't make me feel like a total fucken dweeb every time I smoke at least I'm not trying to fool myself into thinking I won't get lung cancer via inhaling known chemical carcinogens lmao

Wowee vaping bad? A toddler could've told you that

Drop bear final boss

Giant Koala at Dadswells Bridge, Victoria, Australia

Thank you Victoria for being a lovely, freezing reprieve from Adelaide's awful warm weather

I have been awake packing the car for the last 45 minutes

Unfortunately I told the boy I wouldn't wake him to get us the fuck out of Victoria until dawn so I guess I'm watching magpies for the next hour

I hope my moo cats aren't too upset that we've been gone

That's our plan for tomorrow morning!

SO cold, way better than the 17° overnights back in Adelaide currently lolol

Sitting in my comfy bed in the back of my ute listening to kookaburras while the sun sets

This was a good compromise trip on the off chance my Bribbin trip in 8 weeks gets cancelled lmao