I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5.

My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

I really appreciate that the self checkout at the hardware store doesn't shame me for having to make multiple trips in the same day to get parts for my home improvement projects.

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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

i have never been more vindicated

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

NFL Films made this for all of us.

A Carol of the DOINKS.

New @dasharez0ne.bsky.social technology just dropped.

The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic

A bumper sticker that says: Are you there Crom? It’s me, Conan.

A meme with the caption "when a job posting asks for a 'narrative designer'". The meme shows the pokemon Eevee in the middle labeled as "narrative designer" with the various evolutions of Eevee being labeled with the litany of tasks and specializations a narrative designer could be expected to do or cover.

very amused that to some folks this meme is my greatest contribution to game design

two cans on a grocery store shelf of Guz Jus. one is a pink label and one is black, both feature an incredible 4 tone illustration of luis guzman's face. the pink is called Stay Beautiful (apple cider maple lemonade) and the black is called Dream Big (blueberry maple lemonade)

sorry, did we all already know that luis guzman has a line of maple lemonade drinks called Guz Jus?

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Having a cold every fall is the worst.

A real packwatch_rip_bozo.gif afternoon.

ding dong the witch is dead ✌️

A ball of bread dough in a light blue stand mixer on a kitchen countertop. The dough hook is almost done kneading the dough.

It depends on what your recipe calls for. When I'm making a normal loaf this is about what I'm looking for at the end of kneading.

a canva graphic that says "How it works Step 1: Go to SkypeAScientist.com Step 2: Click “Sign Up” then “Scientist Sign Up Form” Step 3: Tell us about yourself Step 4: Get matched with a classroom Step 5: Connect with the teacher Step 6: Make a kid’s day isn't that great? @SkypeAScientist"

Scientists!

@skypeascientist.bsky.social matches scientists with classrooms, libraries, & more for virtual Q&As! It's easy and fun!

We are looking for 750 more volunteers by 8/15

If you're down to chat with 1-5 classrooms this semester, sign up here
www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html

If you wanted to be as cool as Eastern Michigan bsky.app/profile/sick...

Can Bluesky say every word in the dictionary?
I dunno but I plan to find out!

I made a website that tracks every single word said on bluesky (as of yesterday).

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

This is the way.

And, if you're sufficiently out in the country, you get the additional joys of well + septic issues.

Low water pressure? Hopefully 'just' a well clean out and not a new pump.

Lots of rain? Pray to your deity of choice that the outflow doesn't back up.

i'm sorry I'm too old for these words

If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to break into a musical exposition montage every time I wanted to explain some hyper-specific extremely-online thing to Mrs. Robots. However, she's still going to stare at me with a blank expression.

My favorite part of social media is seeing a post from a popular account or celebrity and thinking of a witty reply. One that is sure to collect a ton of likes and earn the OP's respect. Sometimes I think about my good reply for hours. It feels great imagining typing it!

Text from a notes application because my funny words are too long to skeet. Yes, the name of this note is TooLongToSkeet on my phone. I am not sorry. The image text is as follows: " People—tough guys, the toughest—big, strong men. They come up to me, crying. I mean real tears, folks. Tremendous tears. They say, ‘Sir—Mr. President—they’re doing terrible things to me online. The Democrats, very nasty people, are kink shaming me. Can you believe it? Kink shaming! They don’t like my cuck stuff!’ It’s disgusting, what they’re doing. Disgraceful! Nobody was kink shamed before Biden, folks. Nobody. " “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

A cute orange cat lounges on Canadian bills, a colourful array of blues greens purples and more.

This is the money Flapjack. Repost for ten years good luck ✨ 🐈

1/ Dear @MarathonTheGame graphic design lovers.
It is time for me to burn some bridges.
Because thanks to @4nt1r34l daily posters stolen and put as textures in the game and many other assets utilized, you have created AntirealTheGame.

@Bungie @josephacross

Sigh.. yes, typos are the bane of my existence. "lifted" not "lifed".