Tonight I learned there's a website you can go to where you can anonymously report things like a threat to shoot up a school. Please do not ask how and why I got to make this discovery.

Looks like sowing time is over

Psst, don't tell anyone who's too lazy to click on the alt text, but I'm doing a joke here, because this is just a picture of a black square. See, I'm making fun of bluesky's difficulties loading pictures right now, I guess because of some sort of digital attack by Iran or something? I don't know. Anyway, if you've made it this far, I hope you enjoyed this little joke. Keep following the Kyle™️ account for other shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Ok, how am i going to explain this one to the park ranger?

Do Instagram next, please 🙏

Drowning Pool really fell off

Which will happen first:
Reach the goal, or Apple podcast users get tomorrow's episode in their feed?

Ok, i just followed you, so you're back at 999

As a Raider fan, I don't want to play this game

Tracked down a former client who is "trying to live off grid" in the mountains of Montana today, so keep that in mind when you're thinking of being an ass to me or my friends on here

Seriously. I love watching the league, but I don't want to add more costs to my streaming services

There is no "good" or "bad" pizza, there are only price levels of pizza

Found the @omahapellets.bsky.social Wikipedia page

Yeah, fair

Exactly right

Wait, everyone's brain doesn't do that? I must find these people and force them to teach me their ways

Nobody is rehabbing Tucker Carlson. He's a good enough grifter to know the udders on the Trump cash cow have gone dry and he's just positioning himself for the next paycheck. You're not delivering a sick burn with your QT, you're helping his advertising.

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Interesting 🤔

Wrong

Lmao, what?

Wrestling kayfabe

I didn't think I could be rooting against the Penguins any harder, but the universe is full of surprises

Few things are harder to slow down than a man leaning over the kitchen sink in the depths of a hummus binge

We're going to have to bring this up at the next council meeting

My "I'm winning a War BY A LOT" t-shirt so on and so forth

Kyles, we're getting dominated out here, need to step it up

It's time to start hitting all the computers with hammers

Every time there's airport discourse I just think of how little time I've actually spent in airports, and how that's not really a bad thing

Correct

One day we will log on and not have to see Bishop Robert Barron's name on the TL, and there will be much rejoicing