Dozens of Minnesota federal workers fired in latest cuts, with no severance The Minnesota Star Tribune talked to roughly two dozen workers who all said they were not the only ones in their departments to be cut.

Minnesota’s deputy director for the Small Business Administration was fired Feb. 7, rehired days later when the government said it made a mistake, and then fired again last week.

Another federal employee who was abruptly fired has newborn twins in the NICU.

More stories of chaos + cruelty:

a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain . ALT: a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain .

DOGE 1: Bring out your Feds! Bring out your Feds!
Me: I'm not probationary!
DOGE 2: Well, he will be soon, he's very woke.
DOGE 1: I can't take him like that! It's unconstitutional!
DOGE 2: Isn't there anything you can do?
DOGE 1: [Changes status to 2-yr probation]
DOGE 2: Thanks very much! #layoffs

I’ll be posting this today

I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.

This is why I support DEI. The existing system operates to exclude women and minorities. Period.

Though you have put me into darkness, and given your drunken cousin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my senses

Maybe.

THE CATS BROKE INTO THE NO-CAT-ZONE BEDROOM LAST NIGHT AND HAD A PARTY, AND NOW THE ROOM'S A MESS AND I HAVE A HEADACHE. GOOD THING THEY'RE CUTE!