The toad could not think of a story.

#latinamaxxing

painting, in an office with cats and a frog holding a pen that is comically large for its size a cat wearing a dress shirt, belt, dress shoes, tie, and glasses is very sad and has a thought bubble showing him younger with a nose piercing, mohawk, leather jacket, making devil horns with his paws, and his nails painted black

He gave up his dream of being a rock star to work in an office.

never kill yourself la musique existe

omg jazzde

yippeee

Nice and fuzzy or like being murdered very unsexily with a hammer and chainsaw nothing in between

If I stop posting for several months, I’m probably fine and thinking about you guys every day

some of my best times involved having a blast

omggg ils viennent à leurs anniversaire de mariage

it's much easier to destroy something than create something which is why i love destroying things

performing for you

I ❤️ feeling scared and vulnerable

A trans woman says "I want you to treat me like a piece of meat" to her partner. She puts her finger up to her lover's chine and says "also I like to be hit." They are in a meat locker. The trans woman is strung up with rope. The partner is dressed like Rocky. Burgess Meredith says "Yer a Wreckin' Machine!"

Frog walks through Toad's house. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

“But, Toad,” cried Frog, “you will miss all the fun!”

I was just thinking about everyone in the whole world

do they serve slime

yea

I'm an angel of glue

eske gollum compte cm
un animal

chose

yea

Miaww

Siri, movies with women in them.

i wish I was also.

Cats are goated at hanging out and chilling

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imagine if an adult told you that their favorite song was patty cake that’s how it feels

my tummy is hurting for a burg