Dayum

Everyone knows about North Carolina's annual Sexiest Collard Farmer Contest?

The 2024 winner is Patrick Brown of Brown Family Farms.

There's a calendar too, apparently. www.collardsonly.com

gardenandgun.com/articles/mee...

An upside found jumper on a dryer appears to have worried eyebrows and downwards facing mouth.

I've just noticed that my "happy face" jumper looks really worried upside-down

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

If you kill your wife, you don't get to be a husband anymore Some lessons from the media coverage of Dr. Cerina Fairfax and Vice Mayor Nancy Metayer's murders.

“Reporters frequently distance male perpetrators from their violence by presenting a range of circumstances that are interpreted as relating to or having caused their violence. Survivors are very rarely quoted."

From @karenattiah.bsky.social

karenattiah.substack.com/p/when-the-w...

If it protects against strep, they will make a million billion dollars

A black and white photo of Katherine Johnson, the "Hidden Figure" that sent man into space

A photo of Vanessa Wyche, director of the Johnson Space Center and NASA's highest ranking civil service member

Let it be known that Katherine Johnson was the reason for the first astronauts in space.

And now Vanessa Wyche, head of the Johnson Space Center and NASA's highest ranking civil servant, is the responsible for the longest manned space flight in history

Speaking to an audience at Harvard's Hip-Hop Archive and Research Institute, Flavor Flav drew whoops and murmurs of recognition at the mention of some beloved Public Enemy classics and, at one point, his signature catchphrase “yeah, boyeeeee!”

current.fas.harvard.edu/stories/harv...

Screenshot of a Microsoft PowerPoint slide showing a black-and-white line drawing of the human eye with parts labeled. On the right side of the image, the PowerPoint-generated alt text box suggests that this is a diagram showing a 4-step process for creating a successful website.

Welcome to the first in a series of "Alt Text Gone Wild". Below is a diagram of the human eye that the Microsoft PowerPoint alt text generator claims shows a 4-step process for creating a successful website.

As usual from McSweeney's, *chef's kiss*

I was unaware of it too but now I'm not!

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

A student emailed me to say that they are taking a new fiber supplement to help with chronic constipation and were unable to come to class because it had kicked in. It is taking every last bit of my willpower to refrain from replying "I hope everything comes out all right".

catholicism is a lot like skateboarding, if you didn't do it as a kid you're probably never gonna be good at it as an adult

Police officer accidentally shoots self in downtown Atlanta An Atlanta police officer accidentally shot themselves in downtown Atlanta on Tuesday night, according to the police department.

Because the officer is expected to be fine, I feel I can point out that "shooting yourself in Downtown Atlanta" sounds like a euphemism, possibly for something sexual but also possibly not.

www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/04/08/p...

Folks outside of Georgia don't understand how remarkable this exchange — between a Black reporter and a white woman with her kid in Rome, Georgia, the anchor of Marjorie Taylor Greene's old district — is.

The best way to explain AI in humanities classrooms is as kudzu. Much as kudzu was introduced in the 19th century and later touted for its ability to stop erosion in the 1930s, AI is invasive, takes constant culling, and instead of stopping erosion is in actuality consuming our individuality.

I like this one better

a bunch of peeps in a gaudy Oval Office wearing too-big shoes.

The winner of this year's WaPo Peeps Diorama Contest is "A Shaming of the Shoes."

www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...

I’m not a Kamala fan, but I did vote for her to do my part as a registered Independent to try to prevent another Trump tenure (unlike millions of registered Democrats who sat their asses at home or voted third party because of Gaza).

How’s taking a pass on Harris working out for y’all now?

Idiots.

Very appropriate for your username

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

I can't hear that song without putting these lyrics in, this is golden

i'm gonna be real i don't think that the Noem's husband is a sissy humiliationist thing is that funny and i really don't like seeing cis people joke about it

he's just some fascist who gets off on being called a woman because he's that much of a misogynist dude like it's not that deep