Okay. I think we are beyond reasonable doubt that Elon Musk is a nazi.
Like the Nazi salute was strike 1 and 2. Cuz he did it twice…
Now he’s saying Germans should move past Nazi Guilt… that right there should be strike 3.

Just putting this out there cuz a bunch of people I know suddenly found themselves following JD Vance and Trump.
Were you following the POTUS and VP accounts?
Those got wiped and rebranded the same way USDS was rebooted as US DOGE Service.
They’re just taking over those accounts and handles.

Anybody else notice that TikTok cut service to the US and then turned it back on attributing it to Trump, even tho he isn’t president yet, and Biden said he wasn’t gonna enforce it and leave it to the Trump Administration.

We just got played…

I did a thing.
Cuz why not.

🎶 there’s no cock like horse cock🎵

Same. I have script out a lot of things in my head. Especially if I’m doing any type of presentations or talking with someone I don’t know.
Yes, I script phone calls.

Concert wasn’t that bad. It got better as the night went on.
I am very sore tho.

I love crowd surfing at concerts.
But goddamn there were too many crowd surfers tonight.
You can enjoy a concert without spending every moment in the air.
Why the fuck did I have a 200 something lb person on my shoulder as a 130lb twig?!
Someone help!
Pay attention and read the damn room!

You know twitter has gone downhill when you see conservatives tweet about how Hitler was right…

Mac and I are gonna try to do AC

Ha nice

Unfortunately it is still work

I’m working a financial planning summit, explaining to another Tech how Gaff Tape is the only realistic example of trickle down economics.

Client: “well gawd damn! I think you’re right!”

Oh shit! I had no idea. Fingers crossed 🤞

Well… I just packed my car keys in the back of a 26’ truck and sent it back to the shop.

Good thing my parking is valid til midnight…🙃