I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
#Mums26. Sheila Russell. Thanks so much!
And if they ask you if you want a look "down there," the correct response is a polite but firm "no."
He means Tenerife
To be honest, he can say what the fuck he likes. But it shouldn't be reported or taken as a serious contribution
Either Joe Lycett or the Fake Sheik
We will be providing tactical voting advice for the Gorton and Denton by-election.
With an accuracy of 99.67% in the 2024 GE (stopreformuk.vote/results) we know people will trust us over biased party claims and questionable bar charts to help them Stop Reform.
Whether it's Donald Trump's DHS Secretary saying that protesters deserve to be shot or a low-level Biden staffer asking Facebook to correct COVID misinformation, but sides have a checkered relationship with the First Amendment.
It's a misspelling. "They're bored of peace"
#TemuTories brilliant
Coconut milk. Milk of magnesia. Glamorgan sausage. Been around forever. Don't come from animals.
They're trying to change the meaning of language while pretending to protect it.
Best thing I've seen at Primavera Sound. She brought the bass.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to.
Elvis Costello
AC/DC
Bhundu Boys
Nia Archives
Rosalía
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
Mindfulness tip 2
Feeling low in energy? Reinvigorate yourself in the middle of the day by having a quick eight-hour power nap.
#mindfulnesstips
The real challenge for tech bros is striking the fine balance between completely destroying humanity and retaining enough of it that their billions are still worth something.
Grant
The pub
Sour grapes from Sultana
Feeling good about 2025/26. And thank god they dumped Asst Manager
Pure evil. A crime against humanity to rival the worst.
Words fail. Look at that.
Galaxie 500, Nov 1990. At their best. On their last legs..
Olly Stone if fit
