It’s my birthday tomorrow! :)

Happy 420, dad! Wanna smoke you and rub each other’s belly?

TAURUS SzN LETS GooOoOOO

It’s still Sunday

Wuv you

🥺

You can bully me because I also saw that and believed it

Pim: Hannah
Charlie: Jessa
Alan: Marnie
Glep: Shosh

Hoe said she like Justin Bieber

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams Granted Albanian Citizenship Former New York City Mayor Eric Adams has been granted Albanian citizenship and issued an Albanian passport.

🚨ERIC ADAMS IS ALBANIAN🚨

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They’re spending >$100M on marketing Harry Potter HBO/ Devil Wears Prada 2 when you can watch Harry Potter balenciaga online for free… #truth

What if you want to give up all the time

Cumdump Yoda like Refuse any loads I do not

a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face

Just realized I’ll never experience a pre-LED lightbulbs gay bar

Just realized I’ve been mixing up Annette Benning and Allison Janney for years

Thanks!!!!

Thank youuu

Gay guys be like: do you like my new haircut?

Stud!!

Hey Beter,

Noooo bc why am I liquid smooth come touch me too and feel my skin is plump and full of life im in my primeee 😭🤭🤭

🫂🫂

It be your own petard

Making the moon landing something I would show my parents and they wouldn’t know how to act around me for a few days

Ari Aster

BREAKING: Hot Guy has Hot Mom

Malkmus girl group challenge

I was Wowee Zowee- Maxxing but now I’m getting Brighten The Corners-Pilled

Mr president, a second apatow daughter has hit the towers

I actually can’t move to Chicago I’m too addicted to trolling and it’s already a really unstable environment