I haven’t posted in so long bc my life has consisted of playing Tears of the Kingdom for as much as possible. as gen z would say, shit’s fire fam.

We met a dog in the park today called Buddy. He was a Collie.

Buddy Collie 😂👏

I just learned that a group of porcupines is called a “ Prickle” . I think it is important that you all know this too during these trying times

Tears of the Kingdom is released tomorrow and I am HYPED🗡️🧚‍♀️♥️

Has anyone actually got salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or is society trying to stop me from living my life 🍪

As someone who loved our lil queen; I literally could give two shits about this coronation.

Given the state the country is in right now - more food banks than McDonald’s and the NHS on its knees - it seems utterly tone deaf. Soz Charlie, it’s a no from me 👎

who else feels ✨free✨ on Bluesky bc none of their friends & family are here? I feel like I can be actually unfiltered.

imagine dragons? buddy im imagining hot women

Just found out future president AOC is on here 👋 @aoc.bsky.social 🫡

DAE get ✨obsessed✨ with specific video games? Like I can’t play a plethora of games. I play one game until I’m truly sick to death of it, then rinse & repeat.

Few weeks ago it was DayZ. Now it’s Warzone 2. What will it be next? Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nooo 💀 you got me there

But he’s still No.1 💚

The Mario Bros Movie  was EXCELLENT ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jam packed with nostalgic nods (peep King Bob-omb at Bower’s wedding) and Charlie Day killed it as ma boi Luigi. 💚

I hope this starts a Nintendo Universe. I wanna see a Legend of Zelda movie pls 🏹🧚

I’m going to see the Super Mario Bros movie today yaaas 🍄 ⭐️🪠

(P.S. ma boi Luigi will always be number 1)

🫂make sure you look after yourself man

Wholeheartedly agree 🙌 I seem to find myself coming here to just relax. See some nice pics or memes - no drama 🧘🏻‍♀️

“And we used to use an app called Twitter to get global news in real time and make jokes about serious issues……”

It sounds like Larry had a great friend in you. Rest in peace Larry 🕊️

Ahahaha I live to serve

If u say “mental health” in the mirror 3 times, a hun with a Live Laugh Love t-shirt will appear and ask you to inbox her xx

Aye, a reet proper brew. Rule Britannia 🇬🇧💷✊

today I read a news article about a girl who farted and her ✨uterus popped out✨

so add that to my list of irrational but possible fears 😰

That’s a good strong cuppa tea ☕️

👀 did you go for it? 😂

I wish we could reduce the font size on this app 💭

Nahh go for it man 🤞

Hahah that’s a tough one! 😆 I’d say it’s most likely the IF. I get hangry before my 11am feed too haha

Thanks for the tips! I think IF is probs better when combined with cutting carbs etc 😬

That’s a good point! 😂

I’m not sure I want to open the box Mr Schrödinger 👀