When Lincoln (inevitably) come here to play Eintracht Frankfurt in the Champions League in a couple of years, I'm going to have what is known as a 'luxury problem'.

Entitled: 'Doodling crowned fantasy jellyfish as a survival mechanism while someone drones on about interfacing with dynamic logistical solutions.'

Very entertaining and impressionistic book, which is rare for a pre-World Cup publication cunningly timed to come out just before the World Cup - a time when few people, paradoxically, are much interested in reading books about the World Cup.

Sheffield sundown, 6/4/26.

Thank you so much!

This one was my favourite together with Cinder Park Refugees. But the whole book was great. I tried to read it one story per day so I could enjoy it over the whole week.

Trump stoppen: Einreiseverbot für ICE-Agenten in die EU! Die Entsendung von ICE-Agenten zu den Olympischen Spielen ist kein Sicherheitsbeitrag, sondern eine gezielte Machtdemonstration und Einschüchterungstaktik. Die Spiele stehen für Frieden und Völkervers...

Einreiseverbot für ICE-Beamte! Wir können und müssen verhindern, dass dieser Faschismus auf unseren Kontinent exportiert wird. Jetzt WeAct-Petition unterzeichnen. weact.campact.de/petitions/tr...

DAZN-Abo stornieren - es ist eine echte Befreiung. Sky auch dazu. (Und dann €80 monatlich sparen.)

Alle in den letzen Jahren von der Eintracht hofierten Fans in Amerika wissen es schon: SG steht natürlich für Soccer Guys.

Bloody hell, you could have had half a pint of mild for that.

Managing Kids: It’s all about player power these days - Soccer America An excerpt from the “Managing Kids,” a short story in Ian Plenderleith‘s latest book of soccer fiction: "The Last Amateur and Other Stories Paperback."

"This is what player power means: having the money to moan about every tiny thing."

Read an excerpt from @plenderleithian.bsky.social's latest book of short soccer fiction, "The Last Amateur and Other Stories" paperback.

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www.socceramerica.com/managing-kid...

Shrooms effect yet none.

When clouds look like a clenched fist...

Thanks for 'andysplaining'. Pal.

I was banking on Gryffindor, but it’s tending towards Slytherin.

Is he going to get Trump to rescind his red card? „Cristiano never touched the guy, fake foul!“

A novella completes my new collection ‘The Last Amateur’. A multi-billionaire decides to take the small-town club of his youth to the heights of glory, re-building the stadium where he was a free-scoring teen. Buy at @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

‘Britain’s Media Has Let Nigel Farage Reshape Political Journalism’. Another spot-on analysis in @bylinetimes.bsky.social - this time from @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social

Definitely the last time I watch QPR reserves away.

Almost a decade on and it only takes one attempt to post a small parcel to the UK from Germany to trigger me into shouting at innocent passers-by, "Fuck fucking Brexit and all the fucking fuck-wits that voted for it!" €17 worth of frustration.

I hope the game stopped for a minute's silence at every corner-kick.

In the penultimate tale of The Last Amateur, 'health product company' VitaHerb's newest recruit is charged with telling the fourth-tier club he's followed all his life that the company will no longer be its sponsor. Buy from: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

No better name in football history than Crewe goalie Geoff Crudgington.

The ninth story in my new collection 'The Last Amateur' is about a player "in the shop window" after a decent World Cup. It's time for lunch to discuss the no doubt lucrative future with his eager, pushy agent... Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

James Anthony P(at)rick Carr. Arf.

Tricky to time it if the ball’s in the crowd or the ballboy‘s asleep or not close by - better to leave it at ref‘s discretion.

Add: "If the referee deems that time is being deliberately wasted by the team in possession, the throw-in will be awarded to the other team and a minute added to stoppage time." (Also, automatically add two minutes stoppage time for any yellow card shown for time-wasting.)

We demand the whole book.