Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

That's the only way I can sleep now without losing feeling in my arms, because old.

Trump and Republicans spread lies and scapegoat immigrants to distract you from how they are picking your pockets.

Do not be fooled.

jerry from tom and jerry is standing on a stage and says thank you ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is standing on a stage and says thank you

I just edited all of the snark out of an email because the difficulties that annoyed me are not the fault of the addressee. I am ready for my award.

Gotta say, all of these unsubscriptions are really saving me a bundle. This enhanced nest egg will definitely help when we have to go on the run.

Unacceptable that this wasn't correct.

Same, metro door light. Same.

My kid broke a mirror, and seriously, at this point, come at me brah.

Gen AI-derived picture of an ant milking an aphid. Gen ai prompt says "Draw me a picture of an ant milking an aphid. I'm going to use it as a metaphor for how I feel being in so many sales funnels."

Gen AI at work.

❤️

Apparently we learn nothing.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that shootings are bad. They are never good.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

no no, what he didn't know is that anyone thinks that's a bad thing.

Teach…. Your children well….

children's book cover with a picture of a happy puppy and two helicopters that reads: All I Hear Are Helicopters.

Right outside of DC right now.

I just cannot take any more notifications.

WHATTHEFUCK, I said tenderly as I opened my kid’s lunchbox and found a powdered energy drink had opened.

How many calories can you burn from grinding your teeth?

The White House correspondents’ dinner is still on. Appetites vary. As Trump’s White House continues to restrict access to AP and others, some correspondents are having reservations about Washington media’s big night.

Trading our freedom for canapés. wapo.st/3DOQeh5

I’m watching Wallace and Grommit. How about you?

I just will never get over this “education bad/nazis good” timeline.

I work in DC and have done for many years. Here are a couple of backpack additions I've made recently because the vibe is off.
1) A couple of days of meds.
2) Some cash.
3) A full backup phone battery + spare charger.
4) Snacks.
5) Paper list of emergency contacts.

What am I missing?

THIS is what makes America great.

Did you know that having divorced parents bites you in the behind once again when they're aging and you have more than one situation to manage??

My emotional support scone has some heavy lifting to do today.

He just called twice more to ask what time he should set his wristwatch to, proposing to set it for the time of the appointment, rather than the current time. I think we sorted it out.

In case you’re wondering what it’s like to have a parent with dementia, here is a sample from Monday.

Still haunted by the phrase "domestic supply of infants."