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*Celebratory orange chicken
"This is a franchise that we actually care a lot about. The Blazers are an awesome franchise, they're up there all by themselves... they have a fun history, they have incredible fans... let's make sure we take care of this fanbase."
- Zach Lowe on Tom Dundon
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Kids gotta learn, no such thing as a free tattoo in the real world.
And if you think you’re gonna get a job with that pinwheel tatted on your face you can think again.
I really want to boo Tom Dundon at the game Friday.
Should we start a GoFundMe so he can afford some tickets?
The Blazers two mascots, Doug Fur and Blaze the Trail Cat. Sadly, new owner Tom Dundon is going to have to put one down.
There is no way Tom Dundon is going keep paying for two mascots.
I wish Sheel Tyle had wealthier friends.
Coaches have no salary cap. If you can afford the best coach, you can have the best coach... and it has zero effect on your ability to pay your players.
Also Carolina is 27th in NHL payroll... he's not saving money to spend on players. He's just cheap.
Scoot played great last night. Shot 7/11 and 50% from 3.
Sharpe was one of only two Blazers with a positive +/-, despite an off shooting night.
Deni was awesome, but he can't take every shot. Other guys need to step up. Scoot & Shae did, need more of that. Looking at Tou, Jrue, and DC.
Gives our city council time to think twice before handing our tax dollars to this man. Portland deserves better.
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Headlines ripping Blazers owner Tom Dundon for being cheap and cost-cutting.
TBH I absolutely hate that THESE are the headlines the Blazers are getting during the team's return to the playoffs. The players deserve so much more, this has been an amazing season and it should be a competitive series.
That said, it's good this dude's true colors are shining through so quickly.
Well it sucks to lose but at least there are no amazing photos of it.
It doesn’t exist because no one will fund my Muppets musical adaptation of Space Jam.
That must be nice, good for her
Not having the team's award-winning photographer for your team's first playoff game in five years is absolutely nasty work and indefensible.
I’m sorry, but leaving Bruce Ely in Portland for the team’s return to the playoffs for the first time in 5 seasons to save maybe $2000 is fucking bullshit and Dundon should just put the team back on the market if this is how he plans on running it.
I’d hoped for a little Matt Ishbia or Steve Ballmer energy, but honestly this is pretty much what I thought we’d get.
I did assume he’d wait until summer before he showed us his true penny pinching ways tho. Figured he could maintain status quo for a month.
Little glimpse of an orange shirt in the corner… looks like San Antonio is going with Fiesta colors around the arena.
Going to look awesome.
I don’t get why you wouldn’t google “how much do NBA coaches get paid” before deciding to buy an NBA team.
I don’t want to give Dundon any advice, but if I was asking for this money I’d be doing everything I possibly can between now and the council hearing to make the city and Blazers fans fall in love with me.
Free t-shirts, pre-playoff game Block Party, etc. Make yourself someone we all like.
Actual pinwheels?
XL Banger sticks?
Lightsabers?
Vuvuzelas?
Roman candles?
Tank tops LFG!!!!
The rich billionaire low-balled his offer for the team and instead gave a billion dollars to cancer research.
The poor billionaire bought the team on layaway, then immediately asked for a government handout and stopped giving out free t-shirts.
Sounds Blazers fans are planning to go shirtless at Moda Center for games 3 and 4 vs the Spurs.
Should be a sight .
What’s more, we’re told, the team will roll out a new slogan “Rip City Runs Cheap” and fans will be asked to leave an item of clothing on their seat back before they leave the arena to benefit the Dundon foundation.
Ahhhh… I see. Let’s get some reporting on it then!
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Can someone shine a light on whether Dundon’s considering blowing up the broadcast team?!
Where did you see that Dundon is dismantling the broadcast team? I haven’t seen that reported, want to read more.
Do you have a link? Where’s the scoop coming from?
Designing a jersey for every Blazers win.
Record: 43-40
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