Picture says: Girlfriend material. An honest guide to dating women and owning your identity.

It was bad enough when I thought she was writing sapphic fiction and then I see this is the title of her book... Definitely adding her to my list of authors to avoid just in case she does write sapphic fiction some day lol

This sounds like an author I need to be sure I'm avoiding.

So I anxiously worried all day for no reason? Cool, cool. 🤬

So excited! I feel like I've been waiting forever for this book!!

It was 67 on Monday.

Today I wake up to this shit! 🤬

I totally get that! Even without the early appointment I swear the older I get, the harder it is to adjust to the time change.

Based on how things are going here in the US, Australia sounds more and more like a good place to escape 😀

I hardly saw it mentioned anywhere and may not have known about it at all if they hadn't mentioned it at work last week 😳

Past Jen is good at that type of stuff 🤣

True

In hindsight, scheduling a doctor's appointment for 7:45 the Monday after DST wasn't my best idea... 🥱

Me 5 hours ago: "I don't need my winter coat, it isn't that cold today."

Me now waiting in the shuttle bus line: 🥶🥶🥶🥶

As a federal employee who talks to frustrated taxpayers all day long the answer is, yes, we do notice a big reduction in government services.

a cartoon character with the words i hate this place Alt: a cartoon character with the words i hate this place

Two days ago it was 67. Tonight we are projected to get 3-5 inches of snow...

Kitty figures on monitor

Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" quite like decorating your work monitors with kitty cats 😸

an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` im an old woman now '' . Alt: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` im an old woman now '' .

As if having my own birthday ten days ago didn't already make me feel old, today my oldest granddaughter turns six!! 🤯

I knew I should have called in today... only had 2 phone calls so far and both are people who want to take every frustration of their lives out on me when I'm just a lowly peon who can't do shit. I hate this place...

You're welcome!

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a group of children are playing in a field with mountains in the background . Alt: a group of children are playing in a field with mountains in the background .

Me: Reads a line of dialogue that says "That's a very good place to start."
My brain: Starts to recite "Do, Ray, Me." #ADHDProblems

Sign says Happy New Year

Scoreboard showing Iowa Hawkeyes win!

Spent New Years Day at my home away from home... hoping a Hawkeye victory over that red team to the west is a sign of a good year ahead! #GoHawks 🖤💛

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Our systems are going down later today for year end updates but we still have to take phone calls. Supposedly there will be an automated message at the beginning but I already know people won't listen and then yell at me because I can't actually do anything... me this week ⬇️

Psst, we have books and we're open 24/7.

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying crisis averted . Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying crisis averted .

Forgot to call over the weekend to see if I had to report for jury duty this week... luckily when I did call this afternoon there were no jury trials on the schedule. That was a close one!

a woman in a blue dress is holding a glass of wine and making a funny face . Alt: a woman in a blue dress is holding a glass of wine and making a funny face .

It should be illegal for people in an office environment to yell out "It's snowing!". My mood already sucks Sally, no need to make it worse!!

This would make my life 100% better and I'm not even in a relationship. Sunny beaches here I come! 🏖

a close up of a teddy bear 's face with a netflix logo in the corner Alt: a close up of a teddy bear 's face with a netflix logo in the corner

Loved the stuffed giraffe character!

I have caught myself humming "Mr. Sandman" today but at least I know why that song is in my head unlike some of the other random songs that pop up.

I saved it for tonight and it was very cute! Definitely the perfect movie to watch after a shitty work day.

I found every other fake relationship sapphic book except the one I mentioned so either that book was a fever dream or it's impossible to find 🤷‍♀️ Oh well 😅

I swear I read a sapphic romance that started with two friends getting platonically married and of course they end up falling in love 😆 I can't remember the title or author though. Might have to dig later.