Advert for kitchen staff at a local soft play centre. It’s horrible AI, and says “Banter all round, good sense of humour, cry laughing emoji” WE DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY... IT'S BANTS ALL ROUND! BUT WE STILL GET THE JOB DONE! CAN YOU HANDLE THE HEAT & THE JOKES? They also say they are having trouble with interview no-shows. Perhaps people are applying for the bants.
Found this cursed job advert
Doesn't that just ruin sherry?
Someone has to! I have re-tried it as an adult as I now love lots of stuff I hated (mushrooms, mustard) but nope.
Lol
Probably wise. My mum tried to improve it by cooking it with orange. Obvs it's a matter of personal preference but for me it didn't help, to put it mildly. An interesting question would be whether liver and pineapple (the worst of fruits) would be even worse.
Not sure what I would say *my* cuisine is but liver is pretty totally awful generally.
Dundee Courier: DRUNKEN POLICE CHASE TEEN IN COURT.
Grammar is important.
Not a hedgehog
Can anyone recommend a good graphic novel version of the Odyssey for my teen? I really didn't like the version they have in the school library (illustration style or language-wise) so would appreciate a real rec
TIL that both words "arsenal" and "admiral" have Arabic roots, the latter ultimately from "emir"/"amir".
Headline: "The power of verbs (and why you should never use an adverb)", but I've crossed out the adverb "never"
Well OK, if you insist
If by smart they mean self- cleaning then I'm all for it otherwise no
Overhearing two women on the train talk about a trip to Penryth Castle in North Wales - the historic owners of whom built their fortunes through plantations in Jamaica - and how they had no idea that Britain had been so involved in the slave trade and how fascinating it was.
The National Trust 👏
It's wonderful that exotic things like this live in our gardens.
That's a crab spider. We get those hiding on our flowers. They can change colour too.
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
DOG POO CRUSADE.
Indiana Jones and the…
Totally fine with dogs except in public places.
From the government:
A letter! Opened it, read it.
Said they were suckers.
#InternationalHaikuDay
I’m going to build a public toilet with nitrous oxide piped in, just for shits and giggles.
Langdon shook his head. 'That's preposterous!' 'Yes, it seemed an unlikely scenario...'
This Dan Brown quote is wonderful. Every one of his novels should end with it.
Surely the deal with Harry and Megan leaving the royal family was that we didn’t have to hear about their holidays anymore?
I have daringly had my once-a-decade McDonald's strawberry milkshake. Two observations: 1. Paper straws are useless for a McDonald's milkshake; 2. "Drinking" a McDonald's milkshake without a straw is really quite off-putting. Until 2036ish!
Holly blue butterfly on aubrieta
Holly blue butterfly on a red tulip
Holly blue butterfly (the same individual in both photos) posing on various flowers this morning.
my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her
I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.
Share a GIF from a SCI-FI film you love!
Do we all get a turn to blockade the Strait of Hormuz?
We really, REALLY don’t do posts about politics, but this is the purest case of face-eating leopards I have ever seen.
