It was a privilege to run for you all! You hit the Big Bad for 2/3rds of his health in one turn. What a delight. 🤩

I must say, scoring a critical hit on Strahd with a Sun Blade and a Lvl 3 Smite has to be one of the best feelings I’ve ever had in an RPG.

I love D&D so much. <3 Thanks and congratulations to @kohaitiger.bsky.social for running an awesome campaign. :D

"Glamours waste management" sounds like the chore of cleaning up after faerie shindigs.

A hooded fancy rat sleeping on my arm

Happy World Rat Day!

Remember: Rats are wingless angels—even the ones on the subway or in the basement.

Here is Bernie having a nap.

Wife just told me this one:

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?

Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Robin Laws, who created the Feng Shui ttrpg, says that Big Trouble is the movies that gamers mention to him the most regarding the game, and that it’s not close.

He and Bruce Campbell have a certain slot as Smarmy Jerk around that era.

I’m curious what you regard as awkward. It’s certainly a piece of its time!

Nope, they’re floaty floaties. 👻

Your feelings are valid, and this is the only way.

Even God himself couldn’t prevent your timely arrival!

You’re leaving so early there’s no WAY you won’t be on time!

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Harold and Maude

Harold and Maude

Harold and Maud

Harold and MaudE

RIP Bud Cort. My favorite movie of all time, hands down forever, is Harold and Maude. I wish we'd gotten more films for him to showcase how wildly funny, sharp, and truly singular he was. But most actors don't even get ONE performance like Harold and Maude, so that counts for 100. I love you Bud.🖤

Charles Marimow from The Wire

Thank you for your service.

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

I'm imagining you pronouncing it as "apple low gist."

I bequeath to you the unearned confidence of a tiger.

I was able to retrieve the car, it drives, but needs a new ignition, new door handle, and some other stuff. Also the thieves left behind a pair of pants and a dose of Narcan.

Update: car was located by California Highway Patrol, was not wrecked or burned, is now in possession of a local tow lot. I’ll get more info tomorrow morning after they open.

Seems like my car was stolen!

do i hate bills fans yes. is watching them suffer funny yes. but i hate the broncos more and i believe in my soul they are frauds.

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Heck yeah, boi!

What an asshole. 😡

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire