I tried to talk them out of it. I failed 2 out of 3 times. I’m very tired.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.

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@bransonreese.bsky.social, coincidentally, Tim & Tom discuss growing up in the same town as Capt. Kangaroo on this week’s episode of @completeguide.bsky.social (at the 10 min mark).
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“‘Stories my Wife is Tired of Hearing’ by Brendan Jordan”
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The Capt used to go to the same optician as me when I was a kid; I met him a bunch of times . . . I should have brought along my Fisher-Price PXL2000 camcorder — this could’ve been a thing!

Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

The Dow — The Dow right now . . . It’s well under 50 Thou!

just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh

No surprise: Every single thing this administration touches turns to complete shit. That much is obvious by now. People who still support them clearly have a weird thing for absolute shit.

Absolutely. He’s a fucking dork.

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Bitch I almost had a heart attack 😭😭

I don’t like it when the Orange Menace-led Federal Government takes over my phone, but I also don’t like it when my local mayor does it either.
We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask.

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

No, no, no, it was post grunge, if grunge enters into it at all! It was “Alternative!” This was the MID-90s, sir, the MID-90s!

Niece just said she was glad not to have seen the Baby Rock show and I just

What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock

The Holy Father Leo XIV cordially imparts the requested Apostolic Blessing to Brendan Jordan and Laura Pittenger on the occasion of the Sacrament of Matrimony that their love consecrated at the altar will be blessed each Day with Divine graces . . .

Every few years some right wing fraud predictably implodes & everyone is “shocked!”

Also, having a marriage “blessed by the pope” is no mark of trad bone fides — you just need to be married in the Catholic Church & apply for an Apostolic Blessing from the Vatican.

Ours is framed and everything!

Hey man, I knew it would be a trade off — Plus, you know, I was me the whole time too. That could not have en easy.

This, while admittedly very cool, was not easy to live with.

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

Michael! Jeez!

Still waiting for Anonymous to save us.

Fear of commitment, unless that commitment is to the bit!

Andy, calm down — your blood pressure!

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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

There’s a joke about Chomsky & syntax somewhere in these emails — we just have to put all those words in the right order.

Agreed.