It was my turn to put our youngest to bed today & part of our routine is 3 qs:
1. What was the best part of your day? Music class at daycare
2. What was the hardest part of your day? Daddy putting me to bed because I don't like you
3. What are you excited about for tomorrow? Mommy waking me up
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Sending all of my love to the Vox Media folks. I hope whatever deals are made in the coming weeks, they benefit the writers, editors, artists, designers, video makers, coders, project managers, salespeople, P&C folks, and everybody else. They deserve to land at homes that respect their talents.
Hows does one hide feet in literature? Metaverse style descriptions of people?
So Weir can't describe feet?
THREAD: Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at the hospital when a tablet was brought to her bedside.
On the screen was a Zoom call with a judge and several lawyers and doctors.
She was in court, a nurse told her. The reason? For failing to agree to a C-section.
c'mon, man... that's just mean
Well, that certainly was a very good hockey game.
Nintendo gonna sue you for making fun of poor lil Diglett...
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
People who never stopped calling it "National Airport," this is our moment
You don't want the satisfaction of being the undisputed number one "Elmo Slide" fan in the world?
Finally! Me teasing that all Caucasians look alike has true meaning!
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
I've bag checked a 12 pack of beer bottles in styrofoam in a box, made sure everything was secure and nothing could jostle too much. It made it with no popped caps/broken bottles. As the other person said, you'll wanna make sure it's packed in tight so it can't jiggle too much.
Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out
Hey Firefox users.
SUB-OPTIMAL www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
NGL, when my kid wants a story on her yoto box while she gets ready for bed and it's an 8+m story, I pop it to 1.25x to keep my sanity. Plus it's a nice throwback to the old Micro Machines commercials.
Sick of these soyboy cucks in office. "Oooh, I'm scared to go outside!" Is your place inside the home, Tim? Should we send you an apron so you can make tradwife content for Instagram?
Where are the real men. Where are the alpha gigachads brave enough to commute
Stay salty DC 🔥
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
We gotta pull the uno reverse on this and start selling crystals made from collected chem trails. Pure profit opportunity.
Very Wes Mantooth from Anchorman vibe...
"Rub Vaseline all over your heinie and tell you that it's special and different from everyone else's."
Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪
It’s also my anniversary and I feel like I could get twice the applause.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
