Sometimes the vibe is food processor charoset and buffalo wing zeroa and thats still ok

Lmao we just reached the last where a bunch of people went "wait what she's talking about me"

Chaos mom coming in saying its fine to invite a possibly zionist family member to our radical seder heh

My job is holding a manager training on neurodiversity and I am so curious and excited

As a boss, I kinda love when my reports make me feel a little unsmart. I'm not hiring for my same skill set or brain

G-Flip says the hotter the shower the hotter the lady

Disney pulls the Bachelorette season right after. The fully filmed and presumably produced ready to air in three fucking days season!

Content Warning DV

Yesterday TMZ drops video. Dakota is filming, Taylor is throwing punches and metal stools and her kid is in the room. This appears to be from the 2023 dv incident that happened during or right after the pilot filmed of slomw

(Personal aside) On weds, Maddy tells me she saw there was another dv incident with cops involved in Feb. Bachelorette filmed Oct to Dec so we quickly figure out that 3 months without Dakota didn't fucking help and they're still up to the same shit

When she lands, Dakota calls her to tell her that he loves her bc hes a toxic fuck

Now, any fan of slomw knows that casting Taylor as Bach was actually the most chaotic choice maybe ever.... they filmed s4 right up to her getting to the bach mansion. She sleeps with Dakota the night before (remember no protection) and missed her scheduled flight to la and had to get another flight

Bc they are publicly off again and bc taylor is the leader of momtok (apparently) and bc the bachelor franchise has been suffering and bc both of these shows are owned by Disney, they cast her as the Bachelorette to try to bring some of the wild popularity of slomw to bach

So Dakota and Taylor become on again off again until finally she claims they're not together despite the fact that they sleep together fairly often (and dont use protection)

Taylor gets a new man, Dakota and they have a baby together. Pretty sure she's preggers in s1. But things with Dakota are toxic and terrible from the get. Like, there was a dv incident with police called very early on in filming the pilot. They fight and it gets physical on both sides.

So after she announced they were swinging, Taylor's hubby leaves her and ofc there's drama with the other people who she outed. Also, it was just a small subset of the group that was swinging and she didn't clarify so there was a bunch of fallout.

Like, one of the women very publicly quit the group then very publicly came back bc she got offered dancing with the stars if she returner. And she'll straight-up admit that's why she came back. Like... very little fourth wall to break

The show became an overnight sensation. It follows these women and their husbands or partners on this like... influencer fame journey. They're toxic and dramatic and its great tv.

So the pilot of the show surrounds a scandal where the "leader" of momtok, Taylor Frankie Paul, gets on tt and goes "yea members of momtok were all swinging together"

To be clear, they've done 4 seasons since 2024 so things have been QUICK

When we started the show the oldest was like 29, the youngest was like 20 and they all had been or currently were married and all have at least one child often more

Okay so secret lives of Mormon wives (slomw) is a reality show that just aired its 4th season. It follows around a group of women in salt lake city. They originally became famous on tik tok and call themselves the Mormon momtok or just momtok for short

Because I just spent 30min explaining the #TaylorFrankiePaul #slomw and #Bachelorette drama to my friend over text bc she knew NOTHING, I figured the internet can also have it you're welcome

And we're still out here choosing respectable white men over black women who get shit done... when will we learn?

The same way you don't want people bombing you and your loved ones is the same exact thing that other people feel where they live.

“Most people live in fear of some terrible event changing their lives. For the chronically ill, this terrible event has already happened, and we have been let in on an amazing secret: You fight and you survive. There is no other way. You adapt, and your life changes, but in the end you go on with whatever compromises you have been forced to make, whatever losses you have been forced to endure. You learn to balance your fears with the simple truth that you must go on living."

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Me: oh maybe this is death why is this witch wringing out my insides?
Also me: I am wolverine

#tissueregeneration #endometriosis #peritonectomy

As someone who already had hate in her heart after love island, at the end of traitors...is Rob's mom proud of the son she raised?

Apparently people don't realize that you don't get good drugs for endo surgery. Sent home day of with 5 incisions after they scraped out my pelvic lining. Got prescription ibuprofen and six 5mg oxys. ✌🏽

Something I did not consider when buying a custom puzzle of a photo from my wedding is the strategy of completing puzzles. Anyway, about to complete my wife's hair out of context bc it's a unique color and texture in the pic

My friend tonight described pani puri as "little yellow sticks" bless her heart

Obsessed with my CBD suppositories for pain I just wish the packaging wasn't harder than the Lourve to break into