Pepperoni and sausage! My go-to order. Tavern style, thin crust. Also, unpopular opinion, but pineapple and jalapeño is a great combo too!

I won't follow back people who post AI anti-Trump slop. And no, liberal, it isn't because I support Trump. I hate Trump. I just won't sacrifice the environment to express that.

It is exhausting. I also voted Harris but advocated for pushing her to the left to ensure Trump's defeat but that apparently made me a secret Trump supporter that was trying to tank her campaign. Liberals don't want progress. They just want compliance so they can get back to brunch.

Cult-like thinking here.

Lol, I thought the Do's were describing a very specific genre of thirst traps.

That's all I've been doing my whole life and things don't get better. Voting for the lesser of two evil is just an excuse for liberals to not demand anything from the Dems and a way to get back to brunch and pretend everything is fine.

Critical and in no way a hollow attempt at milking money out of the fans.

If only there was some report that showed EXACTLY why she lost... If such a thing exists, the Dems would surely release it and not bury it.

Today, my liberal coworker that loves to tell everyone what an ally she is expressed more disgust towards Chick-fil-A for a manager leading a prayer in the dining room than their hatred of the queer community.

But it isn't stopping her from eating there on a weekly basis. 🤷‍♂️

Smart glasses only serve one useful purpose, showing off dumb and creepy assholes that need to be avoided at all cost.

Me: I wouldn't crawl through broken glass for any politician.

Liberal: Oh, so you support Trump?

TKO is desperate for cash. How long before rich folks can rent out Cody Rhodes for birthday parties?

I want to believe him

Meanwhile, Mark Hamill stands with Isreal and fights for the Empire.

What was that 10%, Booker? I mean, have a spine and say it because supporting that 10% thing you refuse to speak has made you a lot of money.

Influencers continue to prove to be a complete waste and, when given enough time, prove to only attract the absolute worst of humanity.

This one gets people mad at me quite a bit...but...nostalgia is a toxic impulse.

That'll show 'em!

Those guests are gonna be so embarrassed when these see those pocket squares! I'd hate to be them

And it is funny because mama has clearly gotten accustomed to me visiting. She used to puff up and now she just kinda looks at me when I come by.

Mourning dove feeding two babies

I have a mourning dove nest in the window of my office at my apartment. I was happy to see this week that both of the eggs hatched but I also got to see the babies feeding today! This made me very happy!

The midterms are a layup for the Dems but never underestimate their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Me, playing the first God of War in 2005: Aw, cool! This game is bloody as hell and there are boobies in it! Tee-hee!

Me, playing the reboot God of War games now: (sobbing) Kratos is trying to be a better man and father!😭😭😭

No likes you

The Dude abides

You didn't delete this? Lol with a dash of lmao

Liberal Co-Worker: I bought the Artemis II LEGO set to celebrate their achievement.

Me: Okay.

LCW: (Kinda defensive) I believe in science.

Me: (Kinda confused) Ok.

LCW: (VERY defensive) What? You don't believe in science?

Me: I have to engage in hollow consumerism to prove I believe in science?

But if we just vote blue no matter who just a little harder next time...

Rotating villain bullshit. VBNMW won't save us.

Dear God, this celebrity and influencer obsession from TKO/WWE is getting really lame.