Cannibal Corpse is gonna write a whole album if the Epstein files actually come out.

Here are the 7 senate democrats who voted to continue sending bombs to Netanyahu.

Richard Blumenthal (CT)

Chris Coons (DE)

Catherine Cortez Masto (NV)

John Fetterman (PA)

Kirsten Gillibrand (NY)

Jackie Rosen (NV)

Chuck Schumer (NY)

He also drinks bottled Diet Coke because he’s literally afraid of being poisoned.

Why would he want to go to Florida? That place sucks.

The move here is that they want alito or Thomas to retire now because they know they’ll probably lose the senate.

But also what you said.

There’s plenty of evidence of Trump being inspired by Hitler. It’s unnecessary to photoshop an Argentinian military college to prove it, however.

And in the background there is both a demon and a dude wearing a “pedophile” hat.

AI usually has trouble spelling words, but got pretty close to spelling “pedophile” on that hat.

Notice the hat with what appears to be the word “pedophile?

This is also the second time that Trump put a white substance on Epstein’s face.

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

I also don’t want to hear from her any more of that “Israel has the right to defend itself” bullshit.

We need snap elections.

Gas prices generally go down when the economy is bad, but the GOP says hold my beer.

Openly calling for genocide is a major escalation of his dementia.

Even Hitler was less loud about his plans to commit genocide.

JD Vance to the EU: Don’t interfere with the Hungary elections while I’m interfering with the Hungary elections.

Whatever Colbert does after this, he should do it at this exact time slot.

Focus on supporting your immediate community and other places where you have influence. And don’t stop. It’s the only way for an empath to survive that doesn’t involve burying your head in the sand.

Ok but if I didn’t know better, I would say that that’s a picture of a candy bar with a hot dog in the middle.

What’s a better acronym for them: CINO or Chrino?

Thought at first that that was an AT-AT. I actually was surprised to find that it wasn’t.

Because of the security bunker underneath filled with child p*rn

Everyone who continues to give JK Rowling money sucks. Also Harry Potter sucks.

That’s like saying we’re going to send the army into the hospitals to cure cancer.

Stop threatening me with a good time except Newsom

I looked real quick and thought it was a maga hat 😂

If our state and local police will march with ICE and Iick their boots, then we’ll march against the police and stomp ours.

Vermont cops 👎