“After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,”

*cough laughs*

BASED

Great job dude

Imagine Xcom but the aliens are like a bit too huge

"A salad..."
*lights cigarette. breathes in. Holds it. Breathes out*
"--Is just a sandwich... That lost its way."
*drops and puts out cigarette. cracks knuckles*
"My journey of a thousand islands continues..."
*puts up fists*
"Get dressed."

A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

Dopethrone - Killdozer (Music Video) YouTube video by Antoine Le Dressay

Happy 4/20 day.

Have quite literally one of my favorite music videos of all time relating (mostly) to the relevant topic.

youtu.be/oLzKx4xdS28?...

happy birthday weed, ilysm

A portrait of an anthropomorphic opossum with a yellow patch on his chest; he's wearing a red hoodie and green shirt. He has a tired but hopeful look about him. Done by @BurgerKapitany

A smile, as tired and hopeful as it may be, is never a sign of weakness. It's a way to show, in spite of it all, you're going to be okay. You're loved, even if it's not always said. So this opossum smiles on. ❤️

Done by @burgerkapitany.bsky.social
Support the artist, and get a commission. 🙏

"Gee, wonder where the Captain has been, ive looked for him all around the ship yet ive found nothing..."

Lil piece featuring @itsfrankie.bsky.social as the lil mite stuck underfoot :>

Could be contempt, could be an inability to properly express intrigue or interest, could be a lot of other things.

I like the subtle mystery behind it.

It’s not even displeasure either, it’s just this nigh-unreadable expression in which you truly don’t know how the fella’s feeling

No idea why, but I sometimes find a resting bitch face to be far more appealing (read: hot as hell) than a smug-ass grin.

Absolutely BASED Full of Hell shirt mang

Soooo Mouse: P.I. for Hire is an absolute turbobanger of a game.

You should check it out.

currently

yes. hahaha yes #pigeonsky

Kyoooot as fuck

I’m highly debating on giving Bern properly detailed eyes, more specifically with blue pupils.

Tho every time I think about it, my mind drifts to this fucking image and I laugh my ass off when I think of him staring at you like this.

The assholes responsible for this bill are projecting so hard it might as well be cinema.

My sincerest condolences dude.

Aye happy birthday dude :^>

Absolutely love the size diff here

Keep up the good work dude :^>

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Guess Bsky’s vibe coding really doesn’t vibe in the fucking slightest, huh?

I can be trusted with a shrink ray!!!
🎨 @katsokewl.bsky.social

Delphox's Soles
Commissioned by Gatrzilla on FA

Guy drinking beer and pointing a remote meme

How I look turning on the news the morning after a rampage through a city

Idk man, I think it’s cool to give money to artists that both deserve it and want a normal stable income.

Without putting yourself in a hole in the process, obviously.

On that weirdo bullshit type shit