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Posts by 🇵🇸🦢Swan 🦢🇵🇸
I really hate fundraising, but I really don't have much of a choice rn. I'm raising money to go visit my dad, he entered palliative care in January and likely doesn't have a whole lot of time left. Any donations and sharing is so greatfully appreciated, please and thank you. gofund.me/d7cda3e53
Show poster with a picture of a heart. Text reads Valentines Gay Show Mya Byrne Lily Desmond Swan Real Bar Freda Feb 14 2026 Doors 7 music 8
Tonight at Bar Freda in Ridgewood to benefit @tractionpnw.bsky.social w @swanreal.bsky.social
Just a reminder I am playing at show Valentine’s Day at 8 pm w @swanreal.bsky.social & Lily Desmond at Bar Freda, in Ridgewood.
OMG!! 😭💕
holy shit
holy shit
TOM DeLONGE LISTENED TO OUR BIG GAY BLINK-182 BENEFIT COMPILATION
HE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT "RAD"
AHHHHH
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2 of my girlfriends are on this! you should go give it a listen!
@rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social
@swanreal.bsky.social
here is @swanreal.bsky.social’s amazing track off of the Blink comp out on @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social
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thank youuu :D
I got to be part of this badass comp, and cover my favorite Blink 182 song, which was a goal of mine for a long time
Some Girls Try Too Hard: an all trans girl cover compilation of Blink-182's Enema Of The State
all proceeds go to TransLifeline
AVAILABLE NOW, from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social
afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...
I’ve got a whole record @swanreal.bsky.social produced that’s just waiting to be released — we put out one song from it this summer that she wrote for me to sing and it’s prob the piece of music I’m proudest of m.youtube.com/watch?v=KurZ... (photo by @emma-addams.bsky.social)
People should love me because I am a dog. I don’t get what’s so hard about this
if every marvel actor can take steroids to get ripped. we can make this happen
hear me out: no more women actors. back to shakespearean days where men played the women. except also they must take estrogen. that's just production value.
how do all the internet people speak into the void? i like to sit quietly with the void.
what actually good trans character design looks like
hi it’s me, Kayleigh Kmoy Malloy, this is one my lines. Here’s the joke tutorial:
I just get nervous the deli guys are gonna think I’m so lame if I take off the tomato *and* lettuce. but if i keep the lettuce on, I’m alright.
i put lettuce on my sandwich just to be cool
Kayleigh while lotioning my feet:
if the internet knew i did this, they would say Kayleigh Kmoy Malloy is an asexual furry with a foot fetish
@kmoypro.bsky.social
this is a joke. i have not relapsed.
Happy Noon Beer
A queer plastic bag filled with white polyester, fiber fill namebrand “poly-fil with joy”
compersion in a bag
Happy New Yearn
Happy New Mirror
true story ;(
saddest 6 word story ever told: thumbs hurt, can’t play crash bandicoot.
oh it's a breezy 5 hours