We hit a bump and now everyone on the bus knows that my briefcase is just filled with hotdogs

Chat PCP

Vibes based carpentry

Secret slaws

this eldritch horror seems to be very food motivated. no stars!

aim to quease

dudamel sounds like gargamel’s chill younger brother

lemon party!

woman: hi
man: hi
Borl the Bone Eater: bones

🫂❤️

that oughta hold those s.o.b’s

we’re back, baby!

[yelling over club music]
I said you look like a crack whore

just cranemoggin n galaxapaxxin rn, nbd

the doctor said “i can’t operate on this patient he’s my son”

it’s a trick question the doctor is the boys mother but the doctor herself is bluesky and she’s dead already

the art hearth

jerry is the mouse 🐭

ok, but you’re gonna change your tune when you see the couch 😎

ooh, a bright side!

damn

fuck em up, drojo

clicking the lightsaber down to personal grooming mode

hell yea 👊

god willing, i’ll see you all in hell

sounds tragic

is this about the heaven sent guy (hitler and epstein)?

my surprise to see her is largely rooted in my lack of a discover feed, i think.

do that stuff (universal healthcare)

Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?

holy crap it’s margaret cho