Hahaha 🤣😂

A man is looking down at a cat and saying, "I'm not liking this." The cat has a Vision Board on the wall and he's putting an image on it. The images on the Vision Board are a shredded couch, a Christmas tree that's been knocked down, and a dead mouse.

He has goals

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There are gullfriends and there are gullfriends

True!! 😂

Aww, I'd take his ball as collateral because I know how much value it has.

But it's every cat's dream! 😹

A female cat and a male cat are in a warehouse club store called Costcat. The female cat is saying, "Put it back. You know we're not gonna eat all those." He's carrying a huge container filled with mice. The label on the container reads "Tub O' Mice."

Sounds like a challenge

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#cats #caturday

A cat is sitting on a counter and there's a glass of water in front of him. There's mini devil cat on one side of the cat and a mini angel cat on his other side. The devil cat is saying to him, "Shove it off the counter!" The angel cat is smiling and saying "Gently nudge it off the counter."

😇 😈

#cat #cats

Don't we all! 😂

Baby fat

True baby fat! 😂

A cat is on his laptop watching a video (on MewTube). The cat in the video is next to an open suitcase and he's saying "When you pack for a trip, give yourself plenty of time. You know you're going to spend AT LEAST two hours sitting in your empty suitcase." The cat watching the video is thinking, "That's so true."

Packing tips 🧳

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I'm really late but Happy Father's Day to your wonderful Dad. 💖

A pair of bears depicted as a couple are wearing overcoats are walking away from a house with a mailbox that says "The Woods'". In the door of the house is a disgruntled couple of humans. The bear depicted as the females asks the bear depicted as the male "Just what did you do in there?"

Saw this posted elsewhere and it totally cracked me up...by @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social

Exactly right my friend.

She's adorable. 😻

A cat rock band is on stage. The lead singer is singing "Do you have the time to listen to me whine about my food bowl that you haven't filled up?" The bottom of the cartoon reads, "Green Nip"

"Sometimes I give myself the treats"

#greenday #cats

All true. 💖

A man is sitting in an armchair, saying to himself, "I was going to do some chores, but now I don't want to do anything." A cat is sitting in his lap, smiling and thinking, "I still got it."

Happy Caturday!

#caturday #cats

Get your sheet together

Two dogs are on a game show stage, standing on either side of a pedestal case that has a carrot squeaky toy with a glass lid over it. Off to the side, there's a digital sign with the number 6 displayed. The game show host is saying to the contestant, "When I lift the lid, you have SIX SECONDS to, well, you know what to do." There's a big sign on the stage with the game show's name: "Destroy That Toy!"

Oh the suspense

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Yep, that would be me! 🥰😻

#Pawcastinator #NoRegrets #CatDad #CatPeople #SnuggleTime #Cats

😂🤣

A cat is standing behind a lectern on a stage in front of a crowd of graduates. He's saying, "I woke up, my face covered in catnip, and I thought, 'Is this how I want to live my life?' The answer was yes. Follow your passions. Thank you."

Inspirational

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#cats #graduation

Happy grilling

P1: scratch, scratch, scratch at the door P2: (cat sits down) P3: KICK! Cat kicks door open P4: cat says, “proceed.”

HOW TO CAT: “Privacy”
Happy #Caturday everyone!
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Happy Whisker Wednesday, furiends! This was me a year ago. I still have super whiskers! 🩷😸🐾

Beautiful Princess, you've stolen my heart. 💖

You really were! You've grown a lot in a year. 😻