FUCK THAT I GOT NEWS

I just found out there's a Clayface film coming and just saw the trailer by accident

It was gloriously creepy

I dont know if it was me or the way the page was set up

I think the one issue is i needed to set up a code on one page and then log in on another

Easy to do but each step was broken down into so many sections I kept forgetting what I was doing

Can I just do fraud instead

Thats fine right

Get ready for more complaints

I was on the government website to find a form/link I might have to fill in for buisness stuff later

It was so damn hard to get to the page I needed it might have well been saying "answer me riddles three, and the treasure shall be thyne"

I just couldn't find it

Thats easy

"Selling car. Runs"

If you have space you can add the colour

And i deserve that yay as im trying to read this form and ive started from the top about three times

I cant concentrate. I certainly cant watch a murder mystery or a crime show as ill have no idea what's going on

Ill be like ... some of you

[Throwing shade, another symptom of sleeplessness]

Yes so my throbbing headache and sore eyes tells me my flumpy mood [new word there] might be mainly caused by the whole ... "sleeping for five minutes at a time before waking up again" all night thing I had going on

So yay to working that out

Its just been one of those days. It was all at once and just ... ughhhh

And I cant fix some of it cause ... thats how it is now. So its annoying but not something you can do much about now

So my brain is gone

I need some calm music. Ah I know ...[immediately plays L7]

Ugh been in a strange mood all day

Nothing is "wrong" wrong but there was stuff and I heard about stuff and other stuff that needs dealing with ...

But it just sucked all my energy at once and I feel drained. I mean not sleeping didn't help so im tired as well

Just more complaints from me I guess

I mean ... boo to the bruses

But nice view

I hadn't thought it but ...

Herman Melville and Mary Shelly would totally be friends and in a gang together

It feels right

Im going to look it up cause that does sound intriguing

Im tempted to get an electric bike just cause I live in Wales. Every street is on a hill and it might be easier to ride up them

Yes I imagined you riding lots of ... right the bike

...... I mistyped that and it autocorrected to "right the vile"

Id love a new bike. I haven't had one in years but I keep looking at them thinking about it

... yes. Yes you should

Ots not my "thing" if you see what I mean but you can do porn and we'd support you

Sorry I said support. I meant stay home Stroking till we were sore

Oh happy birthday

We're in the news again I see

High five

Im pleased for you

I was just feeling sad at thinking about all the clothes I just had to get rid of as im to big now

My favourite is the faceless man who's always just out of sight in every photo ever taken

Ooooooohhhhhh yessssssss spooky

Before Patsy met Eddy she was a supernatural investigator

That's why all of Patsys stories about her past
sound so strange

I started watching it last night and ran out of time

I had freaky dreams all night

Thats how you know its good

Sapphire and Steel | Assignment One - Escape Through a Crack in Time | Ep.1-6 YouTube video by ITV Retro

Lets all relax with something spooky and unsettling for the whole family

I love Sapphire and Steel

youtu.be/HdY4iD8oet8?...

I made spaghetti last night

It was .... well turns out id run out of garlic ... and should have added in more herbs as I used a bit more tomato passata than before

It wasnt *bad*

But it wasn't as good as usual

I ... uh... okay So I thought that was real as I passed it and was super confused on why they were making dickensian crisps

Don't judge me ... uh ... like your a Christmas ghost...

Was that funny

I couldn't think of the right sort of judgmental person

Is This working again

I have things to talk about

And make sure you get the good lane. It's right next to the men's locker room

Just hold the ball and ill throw you down the alley

I mean ... the weather is bad

Im loving it

KABOOMMMMMMmmmmmmrrrrrrr

Uh nonstop thunder

In fact its quite bad now

More thunder

Oooo thunder

So what your saying is ... if i make a chocolate cake and bring it over ... I can watch a hot naked man enjoy himself

*grabs flour*