* wakes up wondering *

Are the character arcs for Melania and Donald about to go in two different directions?

Please give if you can. If you can't, please share the shit out of this.

I’m surprised that the spoilt child orange manbaby hasn’t bombed Iran to smithereens in a blocked tariffs hissy fit to be honest.

Let’s hope it stays that way.

Investigators looking for evidence, may I suggest the trugs, on the roof, where there need not be trugs…

Can NATO help locally to Ukraine? Is Trump drawing NATO to Greenland to leave east Europe light, to help Putin?

Good morning. Back to work today?

I'm abusing my coffee cup by having a Pukka in it, this is the third brew from one bag, 2026 will be careful/frugal as I hurtle towards old.

Happy New Year BSers Xx

@simonpegg.bsky.social taking the piss, all over the world.

So sorry to hear your news Mary, Michael was treasured by so many people. Such a lot of friendships came to be because of the wonder of Wombat. Sending you all the love ❤️

😂

@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing.

Listening to Roxy Music in the 70s and 80s felt quite a cool place to be at.

All these years later, here I am looking at slippers in an M&S outlet, with Bryan crooning out Dance Away in the background. Seems I'm still cool, right?

I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle.

And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile.

MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again).

Waited till the crowds died down 😀 … a bit shaky.

Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk

Very pleased with the result 😊

Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025

I mean clearly the suggestion of my image is that the bus is carrying your award. There can be no other meaning.

You would have been on tender hooks waiting for those replies...

I've never been to palm tree flamingo Preston when it's been warm. Always packaged cardi.

Have a pleasant day.

Danny Baker, smarter than I thought.

Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...

Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in.

From Zuckbook 😂

Perfect.

#GTF

Head, shoulders, knees , Nettos #BargainRhymes

Because he'll be Pope?

Afternoon delight....

That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher...

*pops hair in man-bun, prepares lunch*

"Lid off the greek yogurt? Nope not seen it"