I hope it literally has Throw Some Ass on it!

This new toy I got makes my cock look so thick after I use it. I love it 😈 #fcf

This is wild timing. But I’m so turned on.

Feed me some? 🤤

This is totally a role playing thing right? Like who is actually on sniffies “for their first time”?! It must work too, because I see similar bios all the time!

Daaaamn now that looks like a throatful 🥵🤤

On my way! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Having a beautiful morning for #fcf

And it’s such a pretty penis to snow off!

Friday got me feral. Show me those precummy cocks 🤤

Friday.

It’s the artistic lighting for me 😈😜

Perfect start to the day! 🤤🥵😈

Come put that spit to work 🤤😈

It’s been a while since I posted for #fcf.

Happy Friday sluts!

Wish I was celebrating hump day with you 😜

New hotel nudes loading… 😜

I love getting to a hotel and refreshing my thirst traps. 😈

This is the most feel good Grindr bio I’ve ever seen. 10/10 no notes. Immediate boner.

Gotta love casually sitting in a restaurant waiting for my takeout after leaving the 15+ person orgy. I love that no one knows and there’s almost certainly cum on my leg. 😈🤣

MAGA men: Don’t breed them. Don’t feed them.

(Thanks for this one @dansavage.bsky.social)

Dear men on any app - don’t get bent out of shape when I don’t respond within minutes or even seconds. It’s not a slight. I’m just living life. I’ll respond when I respond.

Yes sir 🥺

God damn that’s a lot of cock 🤤

Please explain to me why I got this ad on Grindr?! I know I’m on my knees a lot, but I ain’t praying!

What the actual fuck sniffies?! Cousin Cum Dumps?! I can’t…

You mean IN you? 😈

Is 2026 my versatile era?

Was very horny at work today

Work is homophobic. Like all I want to do is go home and goon. Is that too much to ask for?