Picture (found on pinterest) showing the fuzzy butt & two backlegs haging over the rom of a yellow flower..

Hehe, bumblebutt! 🥰

i wish all chinese singers a very i love your songs that are basically just poems so much please do more of them but holy fucking hell they're so hard to comprehend let alone translate

guess what just happened AGAIN

anyway look what i made!

my wrists and tendons have had it so good this past few months with my singular drive to complete my crocheted blankets. anyway i'm back on my amigurimi bullshit and they are in Agony

i am both the boring depressed nerd with no personality AND the manic pixie dream girl

i *could* make the delightfully whimsical ocean themed crochet tote bag with the plush jellyfish and starfish appliqués that made my heart sing when i saw it

OR i could use my boring collapsible tote bag i got from daiso that folds into a small pouch and takes up almost zero space in my backpack

my love and desire for pretty whimsical things is constantly been hampered by my impatience for impractical things and unfortunately the venn diagram for "pretty and whimsical" and "impractical to use" has a fairly large overlap

do you ever realise in real time exactly where you get your traits from

me: oh my goodness this charging cable is so fucked, do you want a new one i can get you a new one

mom: this is your dad's

me: okay? i can get *him* a new one?

mom: no this is the original one, it charges so fast!

me: i can get you ones with fast charge

mom: no this one still works fine

oh! that's interesting because the malay word for postage stamp is "setem" which sounds like it's most probably a loanword from english and sounds closer to "stempel"

The Dramatic Dmitry meme

IT'S GOING TO "TAKE A FEW DAYS" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there's something about a pc failing to boot that turns me into a teenager again like i have a job and bad joints now what do you mean i'm in a bad mood because i can't look forward to play vidya gaim when i get home :(((

not sure if the malay word "cap" also comes into play, wikipedia does mention it but i can't be sure if the malay word is also a loanword from hindi

ooooh i'm going down an etymology hole for this word and apparently it's not just a seasia thing but a wider sinosphere thing and it's a loanword from hindi that means the same thing

there's too much of a confusion with the word "stamp" because "object usually made of rubber to mark paper with ink" and "small paper object required to send mail" are both relevant in the office environment

therefore i propose everyone starts using the incorrect seasian term for the former: chop

my friend and i do semi-regular movie nights, and over the course of the past few weeks we watched wake up dead man, project hail mary, and the two ready or not movies. if i had a nickel for every movie where a character named "grace" was a deliberate thematic naming choice, i'd have three nickels

just got hit with the "you've gotten so tall!" from a relative i don't see often but haven't gotten any taller since i was like eighteen and i'm THIRTY THREE so like ??????????

HE'S MY LIL GUY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*through tears* guards, put that man in the space tupperware and shake him around a little to stimulate gravity

i'm not even a fifth of the way in with reading project hail mary and oh my lord. ryland grace my beloved. :((((((

in other news i just looked up a video to hear what the six tones of cantonese sounds like and oh my lord

if you speak a tonal language you don't fully grasp just how difficult it is for non-tonal language speakers until you try to discern the tones for a different tonal language that you don't speak

a true cat burglar 🙂‍↕️

met an extremely friendly extremely clingy cat that manoeuvred me so successfully into feeding him that i didn't even realise i straight up left my car unlocked WITH THE KEY IN THE IGNITION in the time i took to run into the grocery store to buy him food

i took a nap and in the dream, i woke up panicking because i knew i had an extra-curricular activity scheduled every afternoon and i couldn't remember what they were and was kicking myself for not writing them down

and then i woke up for real and realised it was work. i had work every afternoon.

i didn't even realise it was a book until after i watched the movie! i hope you the best time at the movie, i loved it so much 😭😭😭

wait you haven't seen it? i went to see it *because* of your posts about it :O

*stumbles out of project hail mary covered in blood* i'm alright 👎🏼

going around lifting the pantlegs of my fucking sweatpants like i'm a fancy old timey lady lifting my skirts to keep them dry