Wow, thank you so much!!

Some very awesome books there!

Let’s take our flag back from Reform. It’s everyone’s, not just the property of the right. It should mean unity, not horrible division. Come on book people! Let’s see your book flags 😎

Thank you so muuuuch!!!

Wolf-whistled today for the first time ever. I’m worried it was ironic, but even so: thank you Man On The Street Literally Half My Age. You gave me a good giggle on my way home from the gym!

One glass of smoothie. One of white spirit. This is living on the edge, people.

I knowwwww you are wise!!

Made the massive error of reading some reviews of my book on Goodreads. Conclusion: it is NOT FOR WRITERS. Stay away. We aren’t strong enough. It’s the Hunger Games in there. If you need me, I’m dead behind a hedge.

Today years old when I realised that Emperor Hadrian also thought crocodiles were super cool. Has his own life size statue of one at his villa! The man was clearly a good person.

Heard within an hour of coming home:
1) what do you MEAN, I didn’t tell you he has cancer? Don’t be stupid. He’s ninety, he’s riddled with cancer.
2) there’s a sausage on the floor!

A friend just messaged me to say he couldn’t have a call on Saturday because he had to go to a craft fair and then a sex party, and now I’m worried I haven’t been doing my life right…

Look what I have!!!!!

A hardback edition of The Hymn to Dionysus by Natasha Pulley. The photo shows the cover (a greek mountain city design in black, blue, and gold) and a hint of the endpapers within. The endpapers have a dark blue background and a pattern of swirling golden leaves and flowers

A clearer view of the endpapers, showing the full design.

A view of inside the book, showing a section of pages partially lifted to reveal the endpaper beneath

Another angle of the hardback book with the cover slightly lifted to show the endpapers

I give custom endpapers to books that I particularly adore. Suffice to say that The Hymn To Dionysus by @natashapulley.bsky.social is more than deserving.

Those are beautiful!!

Thanks for letting me know!!

I really hope you like it!! (The wine obviously 🙄…)

Tee hee, the UK edition of The Hymn to Dionysus is out today!!

Fabulous! I’m really pleased: good luck with your writing!

Four Greek myth books in one go! Come and see us at Waterstones Covent Garden, we’d love to say hi 😎

Thank you so much for this lovely revieeeewwww!!!

I love it and now I’m grumpy that I don’t have my own enormous lovely statue to watch over the old book collection…why did I not budget for this essential expense???

Squee! Is that one also Antinous…??

Definitely! Thanks for watching :)

See, I grew my hair long and dyed it blonde and started wearing eyeliner to disguise myself as a human, but as you can see here, I am actually a Dorkosaurus Rex who learns ancient languages for fun. Raaar *stomps roaring through New York*

I think it’s recorded, don’t worry!

Today is my first online event! You can catch us at 8pm UK time/1pm Arizona:

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Come! Barbara is going to destroy me!

Yay, Dionysus is here! If you’re in the US. The UK edition lands on April 3rd…so I get two book birthdays 🎉

😇😇😇😇😇

Tee hee hee hee, runs off doing wicked cackling…

UK Dionysus tour dates 😎 Please do come along and say hi!