Should go through The Ordealsβ’ and survive so you may go through The Ordealsβ’ again, for fun!
Posts by π Matti π
I never got to figure out how to partake in the cool crypto casino you were showing me :(
Glad you got a handle of it quickly!
Mischievous cat magic! π±πͺβ¨
Shrinking a bunch of you, magicking away your genitals but also magicking you into being extra horny and putting you all in a box, for science
Endo vore but I took a cat nap and forgot to let you out first and now you have to squeeze through my body and make it out the other side π±
I think it's even funnier if I don't πΉ
Nuh-uh mine now :3
And you too! Mine! β¨
Why are you so small? π€¨
Oh right, I stole your size! π
Forgor π
The SpongeBob meme where Squidward looks out from his window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun, except Matti is Squidward and the guys outside are generic looking furries with the text "Cool people I'd love to talk to that I could message at any time"
Me scrolling the feed for half an hour waiting for something to happen (delusional)
Big stompy cat meowing around!
back to basics (vore)
You can put a collar on me however big I may be! π±
I wanna crack the roof but not break it! Just completely fill the space! I fits, I sits! π
YES you on the computer in your bedroom YES you in your bed on your phone when you should be snoozing YES I will in fact find you in that one cute little shop you're in checking your phone real quick
Guhhh, what a wonderful maw! ππ« Though I am in the mood of being JUUUUUST big enough to squeeze into a doorframe! >:3
Room sized feral macro is the vibe right now, the perfect way of taking up SPACE. I WILL bowl over all your furniture! I WILL cover you in beanbag sized paws! I WILL lick you with a tongue as wide as your chest! ππ
π΅βπ«π«πππ« Woagh
Giant feral Matti cat doing a cat stretch, his butt pressing against a nearby building, giving the people inside a show!
Biiiig stretch, bigger show!
I agree with this statement
HECK YEAH cooking π―
Big cat! Big stretch! Big pressing up against buildings!
Big cat vibes, I always get big cat vibes when I've got big cat art cooking π±ποΈ
I won't be propping them up, and they are HEAVY! I don't think it'd be crushed *immediately* but things will definitely break!
If I squint hard enough that lil' speck looks kinda like a mouse? It'll decorate my vast paws regardless! πΎβ¨
Hello tasty! π
How long do you think a MOUSE lasts? I sure hope they enjoy our limited time together though! β¨
Being really cute about swallowing them and you can listen to my belly taking care of 'em! Slowly, too! β¨ I do bite as well, but juuust a lil' bit! π I could always enjoy you last!
The last thing you see as a mouse before having the most miserable day of your life π
If you pull on the ribbon strands it all falls apart but that's a secret π΅βπ«