We definitely should hit the showers together coach!

I just hope the rest of the team won't overhear the moans.... Or do ya think they might wanna join in? 😜

Hey Coach! Is it deep-throat training day again already? 😜

If the system didn't /prevent/ the appointment without the outcome being confirmed, then it fell to Starmer to have the professionalism to check for himself. What's the best case scenario here? He forgot?

Weak.

Heck! A lovely chunk of hotness! ❤️

Well then if they're going to die, they better do it and decrease the surplus population.

Heck yes! Real, actual sweat for sniffing!

Jockstraps. We need to talk.
Good musk = the scent of your sweat on the fabric.
Bad musk = the musty smell from when you last washed it, and it spent too much time wet when hanging from your drying rack, or you left it in the machine too long before taking it out.

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

Me: I will eat a normal portion of pistachios.

Also me: Why is the bowl overflowing with pistachio shells?

Next time you're up Manchester way let me know! I'd love to pounce you again - it's been too long! ;D

Me please! 😍
Looking real hot there Spidey!

I've gone for it, and joined the @greenparty.org.uk

@zackpolanski.bsky.social has firmly planted a flag that needed planting 20 years ago. Specifically that we NEED to tackle wealth inequality, and that we're unlikely to be able to fix anything else until we do.

TAX. THE. RICH.

We are regularly and repeatedly invited to ask the question 'who lives in Britain?', when a much better question of course is 'Who /owns/ Britain?'

I /won't/ stake on this one though, even though I do consider it a risk: That GP services go the way of dentistry, and become de-facto privatised in at least parts of the UK.

Depends who gets in power next. The Tories & Reform would be happy to deliver a death-blow.

We're getting crumbs thrown at us, and told to be grateful.

'Here, have a few breakfast clubs for your kids' (which I don't have). Yeah, sure, that'll /really/ fix things :/

I'm gonna stake on this: The principle of 'free at point of use' will start to go first, likely within the next 10 years. Probably some sort of GP surcharge.

All the stuff about how competition would make everything better was just a red herring. It was never about us. It was about one thing only: sending out the message to the world, that Britain is for sale. Not just our Public Services, but ALL of it. Land, property, businesses, debt - /everything/.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/7xCds0RBfyWQ0/200.gif

Would billionaires have 0.000734% less wealth?

No... Fuck no!
Oh nooooooo!!!

Made my own Vote @greenparty.org.uk poster for my window.
Supporting Peter Searby here in Sharston for @mcrgreenparty.bsky.social

"but mastodon allows for longer posts" 😜

Anyway, yes. It's part of the reason I hate conversations about making more 'affordable' things (usually housing).

The 'things' used to be affordable just fine. Neoliberalism(!) stole that from under us crabs!

Entirely agree, but with one slight issue.

Price is related of the supply & demand equation.

Scarcity manifests as higher prices. And of course, some people don't have to worry about that, but the rest of us have to make determinations about what is 'necessary'.

They want you to normalise that.

Like this, right coach?

Show me a good pin! I'm ready! 😜

Wrestling practice today?
Great, let me just get into the right position for ya.... 😜

Just seen a Squirrel fighting a Magpie in my garden. Both wanted foraging rights.

Squirrel won.

I see so many pro "trans people" post that only includes feminine pronouns and I am very tired.

"Wishing trans people a beautiful girly day" or "give a trans person x and she'll thank you forever!"

I spent so much time getting rid of what made me "she", don't bring it back. Trans men exist.

Sure, swear.

That'll /really/ win me over!

Where did he say tweet?

Make use of the handy mounting station and cum-dump of course!

Hey coach? Is it underwear laundry day yet? 😉

Wait you're available to order?!!

Why didn't I know this?!

*smashes the order button* 😍