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Posts by Martini

Vouvoiement !

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Dude, I can't go pee in an airport or courthouse or city hall without committing a crime...

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SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

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im just fantasizing about getting my hair pulled while he slams me from the back

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Lizard girl (Commission)

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Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

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The gorgeous gorgon Rock Heavy brings a bolder look to the ring !

👀👁‍🗨

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average person cheering for war in iran

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A witch eating a sandwich sitting on the floor near a fridge in their kitchen. There are three ghost cats around the main character. The character is sitting on a wooden floor, one of the boards has been removed and books and potions are hidden under the floor.

A witch eating a sandwich sitting on the floor near a fridge in their kitchen. There are three ghost cats around the main character. The character is sitting on a wooden floor, one of the boards has been removed and books and potions are hidden under the floor.

Hidden. 😶‍🌫️

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Happy birthday Chun-li 🎉🎉🎉

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Fae wears a cozy orange cardigan with two buttons done. She tugs down her orange dumpling panties go show her dark curly bush.

Fae wears a cozy orange cardigan with two buttons done. She tugs down her orange dumpling panties go show her dark curly bush.

Cozy pussy 🧡☀️💕

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Jules leans over in front of the camera, hands on her knees. You can just see from the top of her mouth down to where her hands rest.
She is wearing a black mesh shirt with skeleton hands in the 'rock on' position over each breasts. She wears a black collar that is attached to a gold chain that disappears between her breasts. 
Her long black hair hangs down her front, thick and wavy.
Her mouth is open in a wide smile, lips painted black.

Jules leans over in front of the camera, hands on her knees. You can just see from the top of her mouth down to where her hands rest. She is wearing a black mesh shirt with skeleton hands in the 'rock on' position over each breasts. She wears a black collar that is attached to a gold chain that disappears between her breasts. Her long black hair hangs down her front, thick and wavy. Her mouth is open in a wide smile, lips painted black.

How happy you make me when you come watch a cam show..

So cum watch 😈

🌿 #milf #camgirl #camshow #cammodel #tease #curvy #altbabe #altnsfw #tits #tummy #thighs #ass #fishnets #collar #tattoos #pierced #cum #makemecum #cocktease 🌿

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Back 2 Drawin

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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

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A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons.
The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body”
Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

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Fern, Frieren Beyond Journey's End

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alice sketch

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War Thunder sex update when?

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The hungriest subs behave because they know who feeds their desires.

#submit #control

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A Very Sinful Sunday Sugar 💋

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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

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TGIF #bigbooty #fatass #phatass #femboy #chub #fcf #fdf #chub4chaser #fatboy #fatbutt #fatbooty #chubbybottom #937Freakz #DaytonOh #malepanties #blackchub #ebonybbw #bbw

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