Interrupts your conversations with:

❝THE BATTLE STARTS IN FIVE! FOUR-!❞

❝Just kidding! I already know why he's mad! ... Man, cosmic awareness can make conversations so dull...❞

❝I wonder what's got Hulk so mad anyway!❞

Poking his nose!

Blowing a kiss to the reader.

❝Trust me, you DON'T want to kiss me, you can get smothered!❞

❝That decision is entirely up to powers beyond even me!❞

❝Of all you little heroes, I think my favorite is Rocket and Squirrel Girl! Look at those adorable tails!~❞

"I'm a good guy who occasionally takes stuff that doesn't belong to him."
Detailed/Literate
Ships with chemistry
10+ years of RP experience
No lewds
Marvel Rivals portrayal
18+ Preferred
Multi Ship
MDI

❝You are small. You ARE insignificant. Everything you do will just be a blink in the eyes of the cosmos…❞

❝BUT, that just means you really shouldn’t worry so much. Isn’t it nice to not have to impress anyone?❞

Looking down.

❝Bro, what?❞

❝Well, that's awfully kind of ya!❞

❝In a manner of speaking, yes!❞

❝Remember, my boobs can ALWAYS be bigger than yours.❞

❝Venom doesn't have much going on anymore, not after-... U-Uh, nevermind...❞

❝Well, technically you are the type they'd probably have to stop, right?❞

❝Remember. Nudge or bump, don't push! A little reminder here or there is okay. But ya gotta learn to read the room, buddy! I can even help you, if you need!❞

❝That popular person that followed ya, yeeeaaah... They probably aren't actually going to interact with ya. But don't feel bad! It doesn't make you any lesser!❞

❝Besides, you always got ME!❞

Hope you’re a good babysitter too!

❝The universe does not show mercy. We must all get good.❞

Yes.

❝Sorry, PC Players. You can NOT turn off cross play… You must play with ten year olds on Xbox who instalock Spider-Man and go 1-16.❞

//omg I feel like butt rn

❝Aw, come on. You're all still asleep? Fiiiine!❞

❝How are we doing, lovely people?!❞

❝Hey what's going on in-❞

... She regrets peering into your window.

❝Did what work?❞

❝Technically I was a cosmic tapeworm that formed into… Well, me. So he’s my mother and my father.❞