I want this many problems in my life

I read that as 18-month-old, and I want to say, also true

At 85, we in Denver just had our hottest March day EVER!

Evergreen

For a goose, pooping on 20 people a day is not normal

we have saved daylight

but at what cost

is "also" a child murderer.

Pics please!

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Same thing as Trump walking up behind your kid & shooting him in the head. Fuck him & fuck you if you justify Trump’s killing spree in Iran in any way. Dems & journalists doing this, have some fucking dignity, you absolute mollusks.

It does sound like a story that could be in Beautifully Unique Sparkle Ponies

And bland

whoever named anteaters really nailed it

Which building was it?

As long as I still get it off

Me too. Just had to Google rules because they were different for mixed doubles. Also, love your newsletter!

I cannot get enough

I think there's stll a Quiznos in Concourse B

Same, tarantula. Same.

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

Anya and Buttercup

Pedro Pascal has a band?

@bianchiweather.bsky.social Can you provide a professional opinion?

I am fine with an inactive volcano as well

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Why are we not talking about Lincoln?

Swapping Bovino for this clown is like shitting your pants & changing your necktie

For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn

(Size small)