jesus turned water into wine big deal i turn diet cokes into kidney stones

My brother Boomer used to tell me stories about arrogant field officers that were non-coms getting fragged to make the war safer; bedtime stories in the 80s.

Gentle reminder that the astronomical fuel prices, fertilizer shortages, and eminent famine which will kill millions isn't an unexpected consequence of this war it is the objective of this war.

my lowest stakes conspiracy theory is that there is a large group of 80s/90s kids who were raised on newsies, disney movies, and little shop of horrors which makes them think they like musical theater but they really just like the musical stylings of alan menken

Newly released records detail police response to lawmaker attacks Authorities first identified Vance Boelter as a suspect within three hours of the start of the politically motivated rampage.

Newly released records on the police response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman show officers knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside the Hortman home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her.

Imagine how much MAGA would hate Donald Trump if they held him to the same standards they used for Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

a black and white text says hi so i sorta kinda fell in love with you okay bye Alt: a black and white text says hi so i sorta kinda fell in love with you okay bye

*holds arms out*

John Candy as Barf the Mog

Report: Josh Gad to replace John Candy's "Barf" in Spaceballs II (2027); will say "You just got mogged!" 50 times (Variety)

I just called Isoprophanol “wipe away juice” in case you thought Bluesky was dying

Hug a duck today.

An antique

If Trump is gone before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake...

You do know Baptists (MaGAts) hate Catholics?

I’d bet dollars to donuts, Trump has said “nuke em,” more than once.

Ketchup?

Did everyone remember to put out blunts n edibles for Uncle Willie last night?

I did. Happy 420 🔥🗣️💨💨

Ok I'm done, the US has ruined monday again, for everyone else on earth.

Ok I'm done, the US has ruined monday again, for everyone else on earth.

The big sleep: Study reveals what you dream about right before you die Results published in the journal Death Studies show that certain themes and images emerge in the final stage of life.

The big sleep: Study reveals what you dream about right before you die

Study: “End-of-life dreams and visions in palliative care: Perspectives, interpretations and practices from Italian professionals” doi.org/10.1080/0748...

Tsunami warning issued in Japan after major 7.5-magnitude quake | CBC News An earthquake with a magnitude of 7.5 struck off the northeastern coast of Japan on Monday, as authorities urged residents to stay away from coastal areas where tsunami waves of up to three metres wer...

Tsunami warning issued in Japan after major 7.5-magnitude earthquake off the northern coast

whoever got my voodoo doll, massage the lower back a lil.

Make it a lot. It still hurts.

The fondue parties my parents used to have…

living rent-free in someone else’s head is by far the most affordable housing you’re going to find on the market

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie says that liberal men aren’t attractive and it’s like sorry, not all of us can look like your husband, the embodiment of a gigantic Nazi buttplug

if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

The world is beautiful . . . It's power that makes people ugly.

A photo of the face of a young smiling girl. She has a bit messy, dark hair.

Four people standing in a line. A man in a suit, two girls in white dresses (the second is standing on a small chair), and a woman in a long evening dress.

20 April 1933 | A Dutch Jewish girl, Sophia Kaatje van Hasselt, was born in Oosterwolde.

In February 1943 she was deported to #Auschwitz together with her parents Simon and Geertje, and her older sister Hermi. None of them survived.

Moxxxxxxxie