Oof... I imagined her in some isolated cabin looking at Russia from her house.

And in 3, 2, 1... "That total Loser, little Sarah Pailin (who Is a RINO) criticized your Favorite President. She's a total loser Who had to go back to Alaska after losing to Barack Hussein Obummer! America is the Hottest country in the World!" Blah, blah, random Words Capitalized for No reason!"

Bro's resurrecting Jeffrey Epstein. 😭

Oof... I'd like to see War play as a winger to bring a spark to our lackluster attack. OC 2-1 SA. 🤞

It's going to be weird seeing Shutler playing for a different team. On another note, Rando looks to be a solid addition.

Oh man. With people dying from protein deficiency on a daily basis, this bread will save many lives! 🙄

Aaah.. I left at around the 80th minute and it was 2-2. Lots of new faces. Good energy from the team. #forcounty

I might not be a financial expert, but letting a failed real estate guy from the 80s who played a businessman on TV and then lost money on casinos run the economy because he promised it would be ok for you to be racist and now all the money is gone is a teachable moment!

Obama's tan suit hurting America... Again!

iT lOokS sTagED... Right-wingers.

Never thought I'd see the day when Fabrizio Romano would announce an OCSC player transfer. #forcounty

I'm tagging @bradmossesq.bsky.social because his wife isn't on Bluesky and this will bring her great joy.

They'll probably see this as a cool poster.

The eye of Cthulhu watches.

Why having your butler do stuff for you leads to happiness.

People, people, calm down. We're barely one year into this insan... Shi.... Can't think of a word to describe what's happening, but it's going to get way, way, waaaayy worse. Bro's just warming up. I predict that there will be serious attempts to suspend elections in the near future.

Does FIFA have another participation trophy they can give this child?

One of my favorites is, "Why Do So Many Women Have Long Hair Now?"

He's so fucking stupid.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

Daniel Piss sucks... piss! I've had a couple of beers. That's the best I can come up with.

"A dog you say?" Kristi Noem 👀

Oh man, Caitlyn Jenner really dropped the ball here. Trump's gonna throw ketchup all over the newly redone Lincoln bathroom.

If I had a penny every time...

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Breaking: Trump threatens to impose tariffs on the Supreme Court if they strike down his tariffs.

If you are in Portland, OR and have lost SNAP, try to get to Heretic Coffee Co on 28th Ave and ask for a “SNAP breakfast/lunch” - you don’t need to prove anything or answer questions.

As of yesterday, they have fed 501 people.

Seek help. Why would he kick it deeper if it was already clearly wedged in there? 😂