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Posts by Cognitive Dissident

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That’s a very Pyrenees stare.

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Colorful poster in a window reflecting trees in the background. Text reads “Chinga La Migra”

Colorful poster in a window reflecting trees in the background. Text reads “Chinga La Migra”

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Close up photo of a stack of 24 auto registration tags stuck to a CA license plate.

Close up photo of a stack of 24 auto registration tags stuck to a CA license plate.

Just applied #24.

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Fascinating article. Thanks for sharing it.

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I’ll give it a try. I’ve been looking for a good kimchi. Hard to find one that’s funky enough.

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All of their stuff is amazing. We keep a jar of their Signature Kraut and Curtido in the fridge at all times.

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Rover!

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…with fries and a rye manhattan.

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Seven panel comic of Sparky the Penguin's presidential platform.
1. Sparky the Penguin announces his Presidential campaign... "On my first day in office I will Raze the Trump Ballroom to the Ground, and Remove his name from every building he defaces. If he builds that stupid arch, It's coming down too.
2. I will look backward as well as forward, holding nuremberg-style trials for every law-breaking member of the current administration -- with special attention to Stephen Miller.  The Trump family's ill-gotten assets will be seized to pay for restoration and reparations.
3. I will dismantle D.H.S. and hold every agent of I.C.E. and related agencies accountable for the crimes they have committed. I will work with congress to immediately expand the supreme court, and to impose term limits on justices.
4. Furthermore, I will taxx billionaires out of existence., and I will help Elon Musk achieve his dream of Mars colonization -- by sending him there on a one-way trip.
5. And there will be no public commemoration of donald trump -- with the exception of his eventual final resting place, which will be designed as a european-style pissoir. I expect it to be very popular with tourists.
6. Q from bystander: But -- aare you even eligible for the presidency? Sparky: There's no rule in the constitution that says a penguin can't play basketball! Er, I mean, be president.
7. Sparky: Besides -- have you seen the guy we've got now? How much worse could I be? Bystander: Okay, fair point.

Seven panel comic of Sparky the Penguin's presidential platform. 1. Sparky the Penguin announces his Presidential campaign... "On my first day in office I will Raze the Trump Ballroom to the Ground, and Remove his name from every building he defaces. If he builds that stupid arch, It's coming down too. 2. I will look backward as well as forward, holding nuremberg-style trials for every law-breaking member of the current administration -- with special attention to Stephen Miller. The Trump family's ill-gotten assets will be seized to pay for restoration and reparations. 3. I will dismantle D.H.S. and hold every agent of I.C.E. and related agencies accountable for the crimes they have committed. I will work with congress to immediately expand the supreme court, and to impose term limits on justices. 4. Furthermore, I will taxx billionaires out of existence., and I will help Elon Musk achieve his dream of Mars colonization -- by sending him there on a one-way trip. 5. And there will be no public commemoration of donald trump -- with the exception of his eventual final resting place, which will be designed as a european-style pissoir. I expect it to be very popular with tourists. 6. Q from bystander: But -- aare you even eligible for the presidency? Sparky: There's no rule in the constitution that says a penguin can't play basketball! Er, I mean, be president. 7. Sparky: Besides -- have you seen the guy we've got now? How much worse could I be? Bystander: Okay, fair point.

Sparky for Prez! How much worse could he be?
Hey, tomtomorrow.bsky.social, is the campaign swag ready yet?

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Photo of 'I Require a Tug' semaphore

Photo of 'I Require a Tug' semaphore

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Master of disaster

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I had the Hot Wheelsᵀᴹ version of that in the '70s

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These?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugles_...

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Looks like you’re doing a great job of that.

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Your house is gorgeous!

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Ours went up 500%. Health insurance will be more than our mortgage next month. That money won’t be going to our local economy.

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I know this is a bit off topic, but why is Snow White in a padded cell?

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Living in West (Sonoma) County, there’s usually a few Pliny in the fridge. Dogfish Head 60 Minutes aren’t bad either, just harder to find here. No hazy, no juicys, sure as fuck no milkshake IPAs.

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Great video article by the other Jack. If you don’t know his music (Pomplamoose), give it a listen.

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Your moment of zen…

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Complete w/ Polestar 2 in the last scene.

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We get that color in Sonoma County too, but ours is poison oak.

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Probably wouldn't have gotten by the Cal DMV censors.

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

Close. That's a tankini (not a cocktail).

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