Sorry. I'll delete.

A real Fermi paradox

At least there are no historical examples of the flu rampaging through the US military during a time of international crisis.

Am I reading too much into the word "members"?

I know these are earth shattering revelations. Just waiting on a call from the Saints to start consulting with them.

Data Analyst Jeff Asher talks Saints Draft YouTube video by WDSU News

They let me go on the news to give critical insights into what the 2025 draft says about what the Saints should do in 2026. My advice: make lots of picks (for the love of god don't trade up in round 1, Mickey), don't overrely on athleticism, and pick good players.

youtu.be/mT1l2CVg13c?...

May her memory be a blessing, Kevin. So terribly sorry for your loss

Roger Goodell, Bill Vinovich and a team of California-based refs intentionally kept the Saints out of the Super Bowl.

That one's kinda unfair for this though because it's true.

I don't know nothing

Use poison *on* their spouses.

ICYMI - Are spouses increasingly likely to use poison their spouses? A recent DHS intelligence assessment says yes, FBI/CDC data says not really. I wrote about it.

A $410 million Sports Illustrated resort planned for the Mississippi Coast is dead. Why? The deal would have included 200 to 300 hotel rooms and a huge lagoon just off Interstate 10 in a bustling Gulf Coast city.

I'm not sure that a ton of analysis is needed to answer this one...

www.nola.com/news/gulf_co...

New York's Gun Involved Violence Elimination initiative released data for March 2026 showing another month of falling shootings in New York (doesn't include NYPD data). Shootings have fallen relative to the same month the previous year in 43 of the last 47 months in GIVE data.

Fortunately these posts that require modern thinking to make up for ownership's refusal to spend on the team will be filled by two men stuck in 2004

Somebody has a case of the Mondays...

It's not good, EXCEPT that I remember it fondly because it was the first Star Wars movie I saw in theaters.

A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Rogue One
Return Of The Jedi
The Last Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
The Force Awakens
Attack of the Clones
Solo
Phantom Menace
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Rise of Skywalker

What is this list about? Needs context.

Happy birthday to Barney Gumble!

A Poisonous Crime Analysis An intelligence note suggests partners poisoning their spouses is an increasing threat. Is it?

New from me: A recent DHS intelligence note that received widespread national media attention says that domestic partners are "increasingly likely" to use poison to kill or harm their spouses over the last five years. The actual data from FBI & CDC disagrees.
jasher.substack.com/p/a-poisonou...

Sunday sleepies

8 children ages 1 to 14 dead in Shreveport mass shooting, suspect killed in police pursuit The suspect was shot dead by Shreveport police following a pursuit into Bossier City. Here’s what we know.

Jfc

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They'll sell anything on ebay these days

Video game technology peaked with snake on #7.

a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder . ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .

Pels fans seeing Brandon Ingram healthy in the playoffs after playing 77 regular season games for the Raptors

+1 on this. Claude Code is an incredible tool that makes data remarkably more accessible in my line of work. I think we're just scratching the surface of what these tools can do.

How can one reasonably compare Scandoval's huge betrayal to Amanda and West?! But that, uh, might not be the point of your skeet.

Pretty sure that Prince William caught a foul ball while holding his kid at the Texas game tonight

Tech exec embroiled in influencer fiancé’s death in Africa has ties to the Mississippi Coast Ashly Robinson’s death has made headlines around the world after she was found unresponsive inside a closet in the villa where she was staying. She and her partner had been separated by hotel staff ho...

There's always a local angle

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