i love old man yaoi (penguins hockey)

living in the lap of luxury (at olive garden, by myself, eating a meal that my company will pay for)

the thing is that i do somewhat relate to utah culture bc i’m in the salt lake city area for work and the moment i landed today i was like, i medically need a fountain diet coke the size of my head

she’s looking at your food like felix was looking at chan with his shirt off

children were left behind

oh!

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

it’s super easy, i can look at it and remind myself if you want but it took maybe 30 minutes total, which was mostly me waiting for it to import

tbh i would say yes but if you’re worried about losing it, i highly recommend importing it to dreamwidth

and you’re so right because

chan: right in the middle, being smothered by physical affection like he wants
binsung: the little clowns ringleading it all
minlix: not directly involved but posted up in back watching it, which is debatably gayer

don’t even know which one of them you mean but yeah 100%

being very normal at this time

mark lee:

feeling very julia louis dreyfus as selina meyer on veep [laughing nervously] what the fuck meme about britney spears’ son being 20 years old

🧐🧐🧐

no LITERALLY

right? my apologies harold

i didn’t have “i’ll like the h*rry styl*s album way more than the b t s album” on my 2026 bingo card

im finishing s5 of summer house and i would die on a battlefield for hannah, the rest of these assholes (not paige. or ciara) can choke

the world feels like it’s been righted tbh

for gods sake

me having been to seoul and now sydney… im unstoppable

me in the old google doc revising my work to include more specific, better places

i am so brave (woke up to do a phone interview at 6:30 AM)

airlines should list their entire current in-flight entertainment selection online. can i watch bravo media on your aircraft, yes or no

like if that’s your boyfriend, fine, but he’s just Some Guy. i do not care (especially if he’s not even being all that nice. block his number)

oh HUGE mood

most people don’t want to hear this but you’re 100% right

he doesn’t even try and it’s so embarrassing

like how has he never even heard of it???????