fuck the winter.

Anyone care for a Cranberry Creamsicle?

a friendly farms dairy truck with a man in front of it ALT: a friendly farms dairy truck with a man in front of it

It's almost Thanksgiving!
Keep an eye out for limited
time seasonal confections!

You think I never sucked a popsicle right off the stick before?

STILL WOULD.

French vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe!

ATTA GIRL.

shoves a bomb pop down your throat..

GAG BITCH

drown your existential dread in a scoop of ice cream.

he's backed up with vanilla icing.

lick that ice cream off deez nuts.

got some yellow snow
cones for you fuckers!

sounds like a jolly good time!

sure! if you'd like.

as it concerns his competition, if
you can't beat em, face fuck 'em!

the grille of my truck
is marketed towards
them when going 60
mph in a schoolzone.

i serve adults only.
kids are fuckin' scabs.

oh, yes! everyone loves my special
blend of 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 in their ice cream!

business is booming!
i've been experimenting
with all new flavors and
the patrons love it so!

perhaps . . we got off on the wrong foot.
names rick. i'm a . . local . . ice cream man.
a private purveyor, unaffiliated with those
large chains therefore unequipped to
provide you with such flavors. you understand.

thanks, pal.

one "candy" cigarette in exchange.

THIS
ISN'T
BASKIN
FUCKIN'
ROBBIBS,
PUMPKIN
FUCKER!

you know i do, john.

you know i do.

i see her quite often. all the time infact!
she's always been very welcoming to me!

i like the way you think, little bunny!

say, ever met a girl named lucy?

she's usually in the sky with diamonds!

glad you warned me!

i was about to start
snorting like crazy!

who wants to suck my balls!?

new ice cream balls now available!

listen for the jingle, my balls

will make your tongue tingle!

i've got ice cream, as always!
or fresh organs, but perhaps
thats an acquired interest . .