I’ve listened to so many podcasts this year that I’m just counting down the days until my CyberGhost VPN subscription expires so that I can change to Nord

SMASH

I'm eating junk food and watching rubbish

Just put on my Christmas playlist for the first time this year. Still bangs open.spotify.com/playlist/1rz...

I double and triple checked it before pressing post!

Have you listened to the new Table Manners podcast? Meera is the guest, and she's delightful of course

Twitter continues to be a very toxic place

Yeah, I just worry that there will accidentally be people on there that I don't want to block, so would rather do the tedious job of going through them one by one

Did everybody know that Loaded is back? And did everybody know that their 'books of the MONTH' are Fight Club and High Fidelity? And their must listen to podcast is Joe Rogan? And they have Callum Best as a columnist?

Just had a really nice time blocking a bunch of MAGA accounts. My first real block sesh on here. I don't want to use a mass block list really, but any tips on how to quickly find the main accounts to block would be great thanks

In this weather? I’ll stick with the emails thanks

Just got the very worst out of office

So good! We absolutely binged it about a month ago

Marcus Edwards please break Thomas Partey's legs. Both of them.

Let's just have a little look at who Ange's keeper was when he was at Celtic... oh

I would happily give up top four for this to happen

Alfie Whiteman's Sweet Tooth Playlist · Tim Brown · 120 items · 156 saves

On the back of the Vicario news yesterday, it's probably an ideal time to add my Alfie Whiteman playlist. Every song he's played on his NTS residency. And also the best playlist on all of Spotify. Alfie himself has endorsed it on Instagram stories btw.

open.spotify.com/playlist/14q...

Has anybody been sent a link for the mbv pre-sale? I’m on the mailing list, but have nothing

A genuinely high chance that Suki Waterhouse is going to be my most played when Spotify Wrapped drops

I lost this ring in the toilets in Bounce in Farringdon tonight. It’s hardly worth anything, but it’s a ring my dad gave my mum and it’s priceless to me now that he’s not here. It’s gold, with a diagonal band of green stones on it. If you find it can you please get it back to me

Only one man can save our season:

Alfie Whiteman, our down the Technics and pick up the Reusch

Yeah, these are Harry's. I'm shaving a full week of stubble each time too so that'll use them up quicker

As somebody who has just re-started wet shaving after more than 15 years not doing so, how long are blades supposed to last? I find I'm getting two shaves maximum out of mine

a screenshot of the Southampton v Tottenham fixture, coming up no 15 December

Until 15 December of course, when he'll turn into prime Gianluigi Buffon

Alex McCarthy, a hilariously bad premier league goalkeeper

JOE RODON