In Pittsburgh everyone calls Carnegie Mellon CMU but I thought they were saying SMU and I was like wow what are the odds I've run into two people who went to fuckin Southern Methodist Pony Express baby lets go
I've been very diligent this week try not to listen to moonchild too much I don't want to wear out the magic on that one
Darby Allen, your lineal chikara grand champion
Crashing the ship because he did the one chip challenge right before take off
One of the astronauts being a real try hard who only eats those hot sauces that are called like ass Destroyer
I'll always remember the specific card that won every time was "getting rock hard from the first sip of strawberry quik" they eventually pulled it out of the deck
I worked at a theater that ran a show like that. The improvisers hated it cause the audience would always pick the card that was dirtiest, even when i made no sense for the prompt
You catch him on a good day and you might Sell him on making someone in roh the new gambler
Sickos crashed the team shop
You know it's kind of crazy that we've done as many years of buff quippy guys and they never had the letterKenny guy in an action movie
The cerberus logo is for the beast version of the cyber truck
It is with a heavy heart that i must announce ive become im becoming judas in judas in my mind
Sometimes you sing your own lyrics for so long that you have to make a video out of it.
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70s street racing noir hairpin circus youtu.be/HfSeN6Ogk_M?...
Terry Tarantino would be talking someone into the most fucked up payment plan for a new dodge charger rn
Fun fact his movie The octagon is why the ufc made its cage an octogon
Rick Moranis is back in Honey I spun the block
My goal in life is to become the first person to win the dark EGOT:
Espy
Gamer of the year
Order of lennon
Teen choice award
That Chestnut about new englanders eating more ice cream than anyone else was something I always heard and never really thought much about until I went anywhere else in the country
Now that I've left the area I really miss the absolute Murderers Row of ice cream places. Gracies, forge, new city, honeycomb, Christinas, gerlys scoop and scoot. Even jp licks would be the best ice cream in a lot of places
11/22/63 except it's an elder Millennial using a time door to dome Lowtax
Quick announcement i will be covering the war in Iran for the Pat Bev podcast this week
My grandfathers were a fat guy and skinny guy who went around getting new jobs and fucking them up
It's like before the Super Bowl when they tell you what the Vegas line is, that's not a prediction that's a number meant to get you to put money down
Ben Garant as Deputy Travis Junior on Reno 911
Sometimes for no reason I think about how on Reno 911 (2003-2009), Ben Garant wears a flack jacket over his cop uniform. He’s the only one who does, and it’s part of his character’s portrayal as a paranoid, over-armed redneck. Now, a couple of decades later, that’s how every cop I see is dressed.
Getting banned from the moth story slam for just reciting the plot of an episode of Sliders every month
The guy who hit steven king with his car shows up, with his real name and everything, in the dark tower. All so king can publicly call them a dumbass
Ill always remember Bryan thought "invited to the cookout" was literal and he thought Cody Rhodes was literally invited to a barbecue on nxt
