Hidden Figures (2016)

during intermission at Lucha VaVoom Garry Shandling pointed at me from across the room and mouthed "you... very funny" and gave me a nodding thumbs up. he could not have been more deliberate or serious

They were literally taking the plastic shrink wrap off the pallets as I grabbed a case

A 24-pack of Costco's new house brand sparkling energy drink

The world as we* know it may be about to change forever

*I, a degenerate Celsius addict

To be fair, he does look like he died in 2008 or so

Goddammit "I'm winning a war, BY A LOT" is now going to fight Kevin Pollak's "oh no no no, I STRENUOUSLY object" line reading for permanent space in my brain

Your gelatinous cube has been towed

I think about this post several times a week

women are my favorite guy

Fun fact: Same dude from the "Planet of the Bass" videos

I got to watch him and Ken Caminiti (RIP) with the Padres - two guys who played the hot corner with absolutely no regard for their bodies (laudatory)

Just FYI this list is Graig Nettles erasure

(little) dudes rock

Don't get me started on "what was the actual flavor of the Lik-M-Aid stick that you dipped into the powder?" because I have stuff to do this afternoon

Open wide and say "Ka"

Whoever ordered the categories in today's Connection deserves a stern talking-to

Attending the Nuremberg Rally but wearing subversive underwear to show that I'm not totally on board with everything being said

Patrick
Copeland
Little
Payne
That super-annoying little kid character from Mad TV

And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors

Mother of God that sounds bad

Me after every CorePower class:

Worst "1776" revival ever

Always apropo

I'm sorry I know Robby Benson when I see him

[Me trying to interact with real-world humans when Bluesky is down]: how are the real live persons you are related to and ha ha how about that sexual predator

*as I am escorted out of the CVS by security for handing out photocopies of various social media memes in response to every statement made by those around me* DON'T PUT IN THE PAPER THAT I WAS MAD

I love this continuing self-abasement for her so much

Here bitch you dropped your hat