He knows 🤣

Leading up to Pro Tour Yokohama, I wanna hear some predictions, hot takes, or stupid comments from ya'll about what you think will do well at the tournament.

I'll go first: Tuffnut will make day 2

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I think they should have let Huntsman and mono-mill/fatigue as a concept die in a hole to maintain the more coherent identity surrounding Stealth related stuff

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Channel Lightning Valley Flesh and Blood card

Market Manipulation Pro Tip #9:

do NOT buy this card

Actually incredible!!

have you seen my stream game at Pro Tour Lille 🫠

Toxic Tips #9: How Toulouse #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #calling YouTube video by thelazydog

Continuing our Calling coverage, Toxic Tips is back with the Finals today, saying what we were all thinking!!

Toxic Tips #8: How to Play Dash, I/O #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #calling YouTube video by thelazydog

Toxic tips is now doing VOD review, including analysis of the CALLING WINNER’S gameplay!!

Toxic Tips #7: How to play Oscilio, Constella Intelligence #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay YouTube video by thelazydog

All I post now is self promo… MORE TOXIC TIPS, this one is GOOD

Toxic Tips #6: How to Play Fai #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #sage YouTube video by thelazydog

Some Silver Age content for yall today! Featuring my 2nd favourite Draconic Ninja hero

Gonna use this as my lightning flow token

theyre multiplying #fabtcg

Toxic Tips #5: How to Play Arakni, Marionette YouTube video by thelazydog

Today’s Toxic Tips is about How to Play Arakni, Marionette, my washed goat

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I’ve had good reception to these so I will make one every day until I get bored!! See Toxic Tips #4!

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Toxic Tips #3: Sage B&R Update Reaction YouTube video by thelazydog

Double header for Toxic Tips!!

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Saw a content creator say they were trapped in Dubai and it gave me the ick and then I saw their caption it was an unintended layover and I felt pity instead

Toxic Tips #2: How to play Ira, Scarlet Revenger YouTube video by thelazydog

Just made a new Toxic Tips episode in like 3 years after getting inspired at Calling Montreal!!

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Conversely, the Rupi Kaur-ification of diaspora media is worth dunking on like I’m sorry to Rupi Kaur your poems are nice but you have unleashed living hellfire upon this earth

Completely reasonable commentary on the universality of the diaspora experience beyond minorities and orientalist lens of media consumption goes completely out the window when people start belittling the experiences or struggles of others

Interesting vibe on the algorithm right now of anti Asian diaspora media sentiment from Asian people, like yeah it’s cringe and elevated by the media in a goofy way but also if you’ve never been part of a minority group it stands to reason it doesn’t resonate with you?

I’m pro paid guides but I 100% agree with this take

In some positive news my apartment building just successfully settled with the insurance company for the whole ass amount of $15,000 after we tried to take them to court!! Fuck insurance providers lmao

All the misogyny aside, the surrealism of having the strippers stand for a poorly sung rendition the national anthem is a hilarious idea

predatory aka is a tcg 😅

Happy new year!! (Chinesely)

Just solved the male loneliness epidemic ya’ll, after years of respectable engagement from pics or thirst traps on insta, I shared a clip of my sourdough and immediately got 20 dms from ppl wanting to talk about bread